Should santa be monitored when emptying his sacks ?

kael2001y

Oh course when Santa first came onto the christmas scene there were sceptics too... but of course they were soon put to death by greenpeace and the reindeer anti-defemation league.
While Santa went about his business, the conspiracy grew from mild mannered Rudolf (who used his nose to burn his victims) to the immigrant children.. Thats right Jamie S you were right. No outsede agency has yet managed to get close enough to work out where they come from, but it is widely speculated in the intelligence community that they were children that had awoken and disturbed Santa, and to keep his identity secret had been abducted and painted green. All of this ended however when Coco-Cola showed an image of Santa on their bottles. Corperate Executives werent happy with just having his image and sent a crack team of commandos to the pole to find the mystery man and bring him back for questioning. To this day Santa's decapitated head sits above the reception of Coca-Cola's headquarters the so called 'World of Coca-Cola', Atlanta, Georgia. Sorry kiddies but santa's dead, no surveilance neccessary............... or is he?

Tones

He should definitely go thru a metal detector if he expects to drop off anything in the US. No white bearded, chubby Finn is going to get in our country without at least, a cavity search.

jamie s

I want to know if Santa is using illegal immigrants as cheap labor to help build his toys. Just because he is Santa doesn't mean he can break the law!

KinfOfPly

he should have to go through the metal detector and make sure he takes off his boots. Plus eh should have his passport with him...! I suggest full body cavity search...!

uncle billy

yes, yes he should.

you bet he will be from now on.lol

he will give you a lumb of coal. For being so tight up!

â˜ºEverybody still loves Chris!â™¥â–¼Â©

lol yes!

SIMON T

the size of his sacks i'd hate to be in the firing line. yes he should be monitored

bumbleboi

Yes because he always leaves me crap like socks and hankies! What a swiz with all I spend!!

grumpcookie

ho ho ho ! you,ve not been a good boy this year.

fr_chuck

you tell me,

a illegal alien who does not come though immigration, most likely no passport. He wears bright red clothes, keeps pet deer ( I wonder what PETA thinks about that)
and he hang around with elves all the time ( is that creepy or what)

And he likes to have small children sit on his lap. ( think I had a uncle like that )

Sounds like someone that needs to be watched to me.

jivesucka

yeah, one of the heavier items could fall out and cause serious injury to any nearby elves

dukalink6000

And what are thoser reindeer packing as well?

willys56cj5

ever noticed the letters in Santa also spell Satan? I think he's up to no good, which explains why I did not get the Porsche 911 Turbo I asked for Christmas of 1998!!!

Check that jolly evil fella out!

Patti C

He should be. His obesity shows a lack of self control. We don't know what he is doing. He could be keeping all the good stuff for himself or giving it to the kids whose parents leave out really good snacks. And that redness in his face, could it be a sign of a heavy drinker? Should he even be driving?

xxangelgal06xx

No way!! Dont you trust santa??

smart_ioana

santa doesn't exist...and if he would exist it shouldn't be monitorised cause it will loose all of his magic...:)...he won't have secrets so there's no more fun.thank you:)

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