Theres a tree outside my house!!!! what should i do!?

Mesocyclone

RUN, CALL 911, TREES CAN KILL. Ten Cuidado y bueno suerte!

Or you could give it a hug.

BHANU V. RAVAL

enjoy its shade, relax, read news paper, under the sweet shade.

David K

Put some X-mas lights on it

towel 42

Burn it.

jkjk. What are you asking? Do you like it? Hate it? you make no sense, n00b.

*<^>Lizz<^>*

KILL IT!!! jk...dont do that ;)

pgfckrjones

Calm down. It's only natural to react this way towards something one hasn't seen in many years (if ever). But, if I may be so bold: Who let you out of your cage in the attic? Last time we had pillow talk, your mother was still adamant about concealing your ugly, troglodyte-esque appearance from the world.

Karwolo

Thanks for the two points. Make this best answer and u've made my day.

Sugar Dumplin

look at it. trees are pretty

beach_chic_2696

Boy there is one outta mine. Hurry I don't know what to do theres about 50 in my back yard......

Quanta

Celebrate Earth Day and sing "plant a tree for America..."

sealife8

go water it.

Pineapple Hat

Leave sweets at the base of the tree every night for the tree fairies.

nbafrkskings

OH NO, MAYBE IT WILL GIVE ME SOME FRESH AIR!!! NO!!!! WHY, WHY ME?

live with it

laketkd11

there are several things you need to know about this tree
1 is it armed
2 is it acting in a threatening manner
3 are there strange little lord of the rings people living in it
there are also things we need to know about you
1 how many magic shrooms have you eaten in the last several hours
2 have you forgotten to take your lithium again
3 what quack gave you a weekend pass
4 if you are pagan then why are you even concerned
5 if you are christian then well I dont know call it a miracle and promote the heck out of it
and now suggestions
1 as already stated go hug it (but leave your clothes on
2 before you build the treehouse get a building permit
3 be very very respectful or the squirrels living in that tree may decide to raid your liquor supply

ntlgnce

Embrace it, as Father Time is crying, because Mother Nature is dieing. And were all wasting life killing them... Its uncomprehencable to most, the rate at which the forests of the world are deminishing, Think of it as doing your part to save the world. Care for it like it makes the air that your breath. Quench its thurst, when the clouds starve it from water. Protect it from the dieseases, that bugs can bring. Who knows maybe someday mother nature may thank you personally..

ginarene71

Cover your eyes and your hair.

Stuart

Tell it to leave.

...leave.

Hahahahaaaaaa. ...leave.

shaun1986

Enjoy!

Mrs. Booty

is it blocking your veiw? or is it enhancing it.
With a tree, it makes the air easier to brathe.

xtowgrunt

Was it there yesterday? It's a bit early for migration season to begin but it could mean an early winter.

^-^mary^-^

water it? or if u dont want it pay someone to remove it.

nippy115

make a drawing of it

CaptWags

Build a tree house.

gone

Get under your bed and call your friends for help. Wait patiently for them to get there. The tree won't know where you are. Shooting a tree doesn't help.