What's the best way to get out of paying your restaurant bill?

Angelwings87

cheap As s

PraiseBob

Don't order anything...

The Complete Idiot

owning the restaurant might be pretty cool

Nunoyvgvna Awi

not to go in the first place.

be mature and pay your bills.

Kareâ™¥Bear

:( I wouldn't. I eat, I pay!

chellelee28

Don't go. Otherwise, if you don't pay, it's stealing.

*****

Die, then all you bill problems will be over, not just the restaurant bill.

spackler

What's the best way for me to take a chunk out of whatever you do for a living?

sharkinthewater

Get someone else to pay it for you!

TOOLÛžFAN

dont even go to the restaurant. and grow up

Savannah35AZ

fortunatley I have NEVER PURPOSELY got ot of paying and wouldn't want to but one time my husband and I had the most worst experience eating at a restraurant. The service and food was horrendous so we complained so much, we didn't pay. The best way to make a stink is to file an online complaint with the BBB. That will get their attention on acheiving better service/food but do this only when it's neccessarily. Other wise pay for the food you eat.....JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE....

Liz

you cant dont try running if you do the resturant owner will call the cops and youll go to jail

and now you know

don,
u are a snake.

Judy C

Don't go out to eat!

Pia

Do like Barbara Streisand. Complain that you could not figure out how to turn the water on in the bathroom, and just walk away mad.

strwrs7772000

YOU FU**IN PAY A$$ munch!! sheesh just fork over the money or go halfway if you're eating with a friend!

Kainoa

If you do, they'll definitely remember you, your server may have the cost of your meal deducted from their paycheck. You don't want someone who handles your food to be mad at you.

Just ask the guy who cheated on his gf... a little poo with your shake??

nothing

Isn't that what "oh, I forgot my wallet" is for, when accompanying someone else to dine with you?? Or in the case of a woman, "oh, I forgot my purse".

Do what my friend did...we went to sizzler for lunch and she ordered the cheapest steak they have. Of course it was like rubber so she complained and gave her something else plus she got a coupon for a free lunch.

QuestionWyrm

There are pretty much two ways to get out of paying a bill "legally"

Either cozy up and befriend your server/bartender/manager so that they will comp you when they are working, or be so much of a huge pain that the manager will comp your dinner just to get rid of you.

Eddie

Get someone else to pay.

Walking out on a bill is a crime.

CAR_DEL99

Tell the people you're eating with that you have a really important call you have to go.....and get the hell out of there !!!!

Judy the Wench

Walk out the door, then run away.

Panther_Dragon

When I was younger me n my mate when for a late night curry, after which I went to the loo and jumped out through the window and my mate just legged it out the door.

You couldn't do it these days though.

michal d

friend of mine used to carry an ant with him into a restaurant, eat most of his food and then put the ant in the salt shaker and start hollering to the waiter about it..he would put up such a ruckus they would just tear up his check...

brian c

Just complain alot and loudly to the manager. It can be about virtually anything but the management won't want other coustomers being interrupted so they'll do about anything.

politicallypuzzeled

Believe it or not. a local radio station did a stunt where one of the dj's went to restaurants and when he got done pretended he had forgotten his wallet. 7 out of the 9 restaurants he went to let him go and forgave his bill. They did not even tell him to come back and pay OR send the money when he offered to do it.

random_man101

run REEEEEEEEEALY fast!!!

Isis

Fake a heart attack.

~*alex*~

Dine n Dash (name says all...)

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