What are 100 things never to say to an Police Officer?
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What are 100 things never to say to an Police Officer?
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I confess Officer. I was the one who slaughtered Obama's son on the highway with my car.
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ursula
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Do you smell pork? |
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b-dizzle
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here hold my beer |
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Aaron Isaac
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You can't check the trunk without a warrant, can you? |
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Taylor
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i bet you couldn't catch me if i ran on foot. |
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RaineeBug
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hello problem what happens to be the officer? |
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Sweet Dreams
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oh so youre letting me go? does that mean i get to keep this weed? |
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Abstract Lagniappe Anomaly Bama
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The voices in my head don't like you! |
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Smark
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You are far from funny. |
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Poor Fatty
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-Would you like a donut?
-Whatever you do, don't check my trunk!
-Hey, you look a lot like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
-I was just trying to keep up with traffic, I know there are no cars around; that's how far behind I am.
-Are you Andy or Barney?
-You just try to give me a ticket! Hell, I don't even have a license. Now who's dumb?
-Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a phone conversation.
-A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind...
-Do I have any fruits or vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a fruit or vegetable?
-Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence
-Hey, is that a 9mm ? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
-Do you have any idea how much hurry I'm in?!
-If you'd try the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight
-Yes, I saw your lights on, but I thought you going to get a doughnut
-What's wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I'm not God! And really, there is no blood in my alchohol
-I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
-So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
-I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
-Hey, i bet i can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket!
-Have you put on weight since the last time you gave me a ticket? |
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Walker Boh
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Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Because you have nothing better to do?" |
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Shanandoah
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well. i asked an officer if i was in trouble once. my friends still make fun of me aBOUT THAT. so theres one lol |
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spudemon123
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you just don't get it |
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Erik
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"You may arrest me, but you'll NEVER defeat the cobras! Wait...wasn't it the "Hell's Satans?"" |
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Siriuz
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Hey Officer, wait give me a sec.. hey you guys in the trunk keep it down! Ok, what were you sayin officer? |
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username
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Hey pig, where's your donut?
That's just mean to say to anyone, but especially a PO. |
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GeneralKnowledge
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Have a donut! |
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Falafel & Loofah Aficionado
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keep your day job. |
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John
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I am not under the alchofluence of inflinhol, osshefer |
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corp_752000
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Failed the water meter reader test, huh? |
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rfn41
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F*** THE POLICE..... |
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 Will banning guns stop shootings? |
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 How many people trust the police? |
| I don't trust them at all i have had to many bad run ins with them when i was the victam to trust them. But I would like to know how many people really do trust and respect them.... |
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 Charged with assualt for punching guy in mouth who threat me for helping homeless man? |
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 Would you lie under oath to avoid a prison sentence ? |
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 I saw 2 cops behind the mall smoking cigars in their cop car.? |
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 I took out a warrant for domestic abuse but do not want to go to court. What will happen if I don't show up? |
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 8 beers over 10 hours - should he drive? |
| Lately I think my husband has been driving when he shouldn't. He's driving home now and told me he's had 8 beers over the course of the day - that he's fine. I'm not so ... |
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