What crimes have you committed?

Jon B

Stealing hearts.

naturalherb_101

ohh........

this could take a while......

#1 last week (possession of a controlled substance)

#2 2 years ago (possession of a controlled substance)

#3 2 months ago ( atv on roadway, reckless driving, FLEEING!!) "that was fun, but costly"

#4 3 years ago (yes i did a B&E)

#5 terroristic threating (charges got dropped there)

#6 never had a DWI or a public intox.... guess im not a drinker!!!

oh and i almost forgot:
all the crimes that no one or no cop is ever gonna find out!!!

doctor schn

just crimes of passion

northy

I beat the shite out of a drug dealer, who then proceeded to take me to court, he tried to attack me but luckily i gave him a bit more back than he bargained.
The bench new he had a criminal history which dated back to sooooooooooooooooo many years ago,from burglary,drugs,theft and assault etc.
Luckily i was found not guilty.
I have heard scince that this tosser is on the compensation trail to fund his stinking filthy habits.
But ceratain brown nose people tell me even though he`s scum i still should not of retaliated as that makes me a criminal too?????????

just to summarize the main points ;

All ten commandments and three others that Moses negotiated out of the package

kimht

i eat meat etc McDonald

Polo

None whatsoever. I am the original 'Mr. Clean'. (Believe that, you'll believe anything!) lol

turtl3e

i molested my girlrfiend..isit a crime?

May

have eaten my boyfriend's favourite chocies

Duriel

None I should think. Its hard to tell one's own sins.

*****

Petty theft when I was a kid of about 13-14.

Paranormal Princess

While I was never caught for any of these crimes, I've jammed a parking meter (accidentallly), jaywalked, ran a few stop signs, drove my car without wearing my seat belt, went 10 miles over the speed limit, rode a bicycle while I was too young to ride a bicycle without wearing a helmet, and I whistled underwater in the state where it's illegal to whistle underwater.

old know all

OK I confess. In 1952, I spat upstairs on a tram.

first one to agree gets 10 point

lets see... uttering threats, assault, assault with a weapon, this is when i was a infant and my sister ticked me off :-)

ANF

None

what?

in my whole life...just two, both as a teenager, illlegal pillion passenger and I stole a packet of polos from my local post office.

bonehead

Breaking and entering.

CHARISMA

I was once 'there' when a derilict nightclub got burnt down. Also I have shoplifted when alot younger, and lost my licence for speeding.

I was also arrested for drunk and disorderly but not charged, and recieved a warning for common assault twice! Shows how well they keep their records doesn't it!

Can I also add, now that I look like a total nutter, everyone shoplifts when they are a kid, and the nightclub was an accident.However the driving was totally stupid and I derserved everything and more for that.

The drunk and disorderly was because my then boyfriend got in a fight when we were drunk and I stupidly gave the arresting officer alot of mouth, and the common assaults were because I am known to do kick boxing etc, and so when drunk, people think it would be fun to try and take me down, then they will be seen as 'hard'.

I deck them and then I get arrested!

Never mind, these days I stay well away from trouble, haven't been near a policeman for ages, except my dad but he retired in July!

Just goes to show doesn't it, all that, and my dad was on the force for over thirty years!

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