What is the best way to become a criminal mastermind?
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What is the best way to become a criminal mastermind?
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at school we had to think about future careers, and i thought going into the police would be cool (after all if tv and film has taught us anything it is certainly that). but after i started to think about it, i realised that in real life it wouldn't be anywhere near as cool (mostly dealing with strung out junkies, thugs, and just all round 'bad eggs' oh and paper work), so i kinda went off the idea. then i got to thinking that a lot of people may have entered the police force a little naively hoping to track down and catch a supercriminal, pitting their wits against the others. so i have decided i would like to help them out and relight their passion for the job by becoming the worlds greatest non violent criminal that they can hopefully catch so that they can thank me for helping them. but i'm not sure how to go about becoming a criminal mastermind, are there any books, web sites, realistic films or some kind of course i can attend that could help me become a professional? also what kind of criminality should i pursue? i would like it to be financially rewarding
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Minerva
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Watch all the Austin Powers movies and try to be just like Dr. Evil. |
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48Special
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Look up the Tori Stafford case that is going on right now. The missing girl's mother is an expert when it comes to having a criminal mastermind. She seems to be getting away with the perfect crime. |
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StarBow
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The best way I can think of to become a criminal mastermind, is to never do anything that is against the law. That way, the police will be helpless to arrest you, and even if they do, no jury will ever convict you! |
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Max Power
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First you will need a weird personality quirk, it's best if it relates to your childhood. You will also need a cat or some other small animal that is not scary in any way, but therefor scary because the hero can't figure out why it's there. I mean I can understand a swimming pool full of sharks, or big dogs on the grounds, but what the hell is that Chihuahua doing? Oh BTW, get a pool full of sharks. Also, you will need to research someway to hire thugs 1-800-rent-a-thug might work, especially in this low job market. However you will also need a fashion designer on staff to create weird and non-functional uniforms for your thugs. Most importantly though, make sure your schemes are so wild, and over the top, they never have a chance of succeeding. That you way you can never be convicted of anything. |
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