What is the most offensive thing you have heard a police officer say?

PITX5

First because I can not resist, Jas G you lie like a rug! Anyone with an attitude like yours is a parolee who is tired of being caught, try earning your money for a change you boil on the behind of humanity. There now I feel better.

Back to the question: Probably "Where is the fire buddy?" I say this not because it was particularly offensive, but because the drivers response was "In my pants. Why don't you put it out with your lips." It was said to one of my ex-partners who had a poor attitude and was having a bad day. After the guy left with his ticket, I laughed until I could hardly breath. My partner was not nearly as amused, but I told him he had nobody to blame on that one but himself. Later he agreed and admitted that the guy had shown exceptional courage. I began to laugh all over again. Sometimes the job can be very amusing, from both sides of the badge.

Citicop

"Guilty, your honor."

-At his trial for Child Molestation.

Makes all of us look bad.

Ed J

<<"Are you really 110 pounds?">>

Now that man has guts.
ROFLMAO

elyslund

When I asked a State Policeman why he had not stopped the purple BMW that had just passed me like I was standing still, he replied,"Oh, I saw him...but, you're the one I caught."

Now, I ask you.........

autumlovr

"Aw, c'mon on now Mary, he didn't hit you that hard!"

Silver Kitty AE AY

Get you F***ng azz out of the car, and he was pulling me out.. He was yelling and i could not over yell him, that in order for me, to get out, i need to unbuckle the seat belt. He was insane

Dark Angel

honest this is true Give me a blow j #b and you won't go to jail' and i said hell no take me now ' your nasty.He pushed me really hard' but i have my dignity.

RScott

"Damn - I missed him, he's still moving, somebody give me another clip!!!". RScott

Ashley P

I heard this officer on Cops "I'm going home you're going to jail!" I seen an officer get really mad before and slam his fists down on a desk over something that another officer didn't understand but that's about it.

CupcaKe V

"Let me see your reciept." EXCUSE ME??!! Does it look like i would shoplift?? i don't think so, buster...

guitarsoloist07

To me, personally, it would have to be:

A cop came up to me in my car one day, with a really bad attitude, and asked me to step out and show him my ID, which at the time was a few years old and had me at a few pounds lighter. He looked at the ID, at me up and down, back at the ID... etc etc. Then said...
"Are you really 110 pounds?"

Yeah. Ohmahgod. I wanted to punch him.

There was a cop in our town that pulled my son over everytime he left our neighborhood. Altho he knew his name he always called him f***ing white boy. Also he told me my son was a spoiled brat that was handed everything he wanted.

Michael

When a neighbor's dog killed our dog, the officer asked me, while I held my dead pet in my arm's, "Is the animal actually dead?"
I was offended, because I was on the brink of tears...

Andrew M

He was arresting someone & called him .......A F'n N................In ear shot of everyone there

bulkhead

one of them shoved me to the side at dunkin donuts one time

Mr. Goodhi

Get that f*cking car out of the way!

sandradee

a cop pulled me over asked for my license went back and ran a 50 on me came back start writing me a ticket for doing 45in a 35 mile zone and said he wasn't going to give me a ticket for not wearing no seat belt because he don't wear no seat belt either boy was i mad telling me something like that and he surpose to up hold the law if i was able i would have gave him a ticket for not wearing a seat belt

MillyHope

Well it wasn't offensive, but the lady just goes, "ma'mm, could you JUST get your lisence?"

Malcolm Equis

"D*mn!"

On the fourth time he was trying to search my car (the second one without permission); when he dropped the bag of weed before he was actually able to plant it in my vehicle.

He received a 3 day paid "administrative leave" (seems more like a paid vacation to me) for that one.

Add-on:

And to citicop; you really didn't need big dog to make all of you look bad.

Walter f

"its not art, they're criminals" (in reference to graffiti)

Enter Your Message or Comment

User Name:
User Email:
Post a comment: