What should i do if im trapped in my house with a serial killer?

mr_peepers810

run up the stairs like everyone else does...

baserunner316

set him up with your ex

dayna

kill him before he kills you.

Curious Jorge

Dont go onto yahoo answers, for one thing

hotttahhh

jump out of a window

elmechino

Hide the cap'n crunch.

c_crum

Hand him a butcher knife and a roll of duct tape.

Heather B

Make him some brownies.....all serial killers like brownies

wizjp

milk....lots of milk....

Creepy..!

Kill him......Ho no!.....look, he's right behind you!

frozenpancake582

Call the police?

yeahyeahyeah

Be sure to offer him some tea, it's polite.

peppermint.spaghetti

dont attack or he will sue you.

budlightdonkey

leave the house you may have to unlock the door to get out

Greg

if it isn't happening right now, take the time before something like that does happen and try to locate as many escape routes throughout your house as possible, if he is in the hallway right now, sorry I couldn't help sooner.

sharkee

Oh thats an easy one!
Ask him how he would like to kill you , you could offer him the array of steak knives in the kitchen and show him where to find the duct tape and nylon pantyhose in case he's thinking of strangulation.
Show him to the bedroom as they always like that room for this kind of thing. and just say "okay where do you want me"
You may request that after he has killed you to wrap you in bin liners and place you in the trunk of his car and to dump your carcus in a lake , somewhere local maybe where you use to picnic when you were young.
But if he doesnt want to get DNA in his car then you could ask for the garden shed as a dumping zone , just so the bedroom doesnt get too messy.
and thats pretty much it , well good luck now!

GopherSister7

run tot he one place in your house from which there is no escape. it seems to be the popular thing to do and if everyone does it, you obviously should too!! lol j/k

Patito

Pray to God...

kja63

You get out your guns and extra clips, set loose the Rottweilers, dial 911 to report a break in with the intruder still on the premises, and then you defend yourself!

mamarat

DON'T drop the knife!! Jamie Lee did, and look what happened to her!

b45ketb411

set him on fire like in "when a stranger calls"

bears~N~angels

1) prepare to die. 2) feed the animals 3) find a better question to ask next time.

mike h

get out the brass knucks and make that mofo eat his own ******.

haha or find a really good hiding spot, or try to get out on the roof and jump off.

Scott U

1. Call the police and report him.
2. Until the police arrive, distract him with the X-Box "Grand Theft Auto". He may think that virtual murder will build his repetoir.
3. Try not to fit into his desired profile for a victim.

The Knez

LOL, hahahahaha. Im sorry, this is sooo funny! Erm.. Just one thing, why would this happen to you? Anyways, you should take out an AWP and snipe his/her head. Simple.

BRYAN L

run like hell, about 1200 miles away. then call the FBI, Local police department, my momma.

hah

is this a riddle or have you taken the time to consult with the yahoo community with death at your door?...............lol !!!!

JamieLynn

obv. youre not in that situation cause you're asking on yahoo answers..but idk, i guess try to knock him out with something and then grab a cell and call the police then try to get out of the house

Mrs. Incredible

Make sure you have some random chick there wearing almost nothing and make sure she runs up the stairs screaming, to start.

Then, I'd call 911 or try and reason with him. Maybe you aren't his type b/c most serial killers have a 'type' that they go after. Maybe he just needs your help ... or maybe the random girl is his type .. then you're in the clear.

Scream Expert

Run into the garage and try to squeez through the cat door, the killer will then turn on the garage door and it will go up. To get to the point your head will get smashed and you will die. If you need a vigua look up Tatums Death on youtube!

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