What to say to cops to get out of tickets?

anon

It depends on the cop and how good looking you are. From what I've heard, girls who cry and seem very sorry tend to get off the hook. This doesn't work with female police officers though.

With that exception mentioned, I find that most people who respect the police officer tend to catch a break. First, when you're pulled over, gradually move over to the side and stop. Sit there straight with both your hands on the steering wheel so they can see them. Wait till they knock on your window, then lower it and let them control the situation. Always finish each response with "sir" or "ma'am". Answer honestly and don't speak loudly or make sudden movements. When they ask for your information, tell them what you are going to do (reach into your back pocket, purse, etc) and do it slowly.

Lots of cops die every year from some motorist that they pulled over, so many of them are edgy. Do everything you can not to make them nervous. Also understand why they are pulling you over and genuinely state that you'll be careful next time.

And last of all, the easiest way to not get a ticket is do not do anything that would cause a cop to pull you over. Drive safe, both your life and others are precious to many people. :)

Rvn

I did not do this intentionally. It simply happened and then, in the end, I didn't get the ticket. So, I'll share it.
I was speeding. A city patrolman pulled me over. The berm was narrow, and there was quite a bit of traffic on the highway. When he approached my vehicle, the first thing I asked was, "Am I pulled over far enough for you to be safe?" He said he was fine and proceeded with the rest of the usual procedure. At the very end, he informed me how fast I was going. I apologized. It was near the end of winter and was the first warm, sunny day, and I explained that when I opened the sunroof and turned on the radio I just got carried away. He said, "I'm giving you a friendly warning and not a ticket. Do you know why?" And I said, "Thank you. No." He said, "Because when I pulled you over your first concern was for my safety. I want you to understand the reason I pulled you over was my concern for your safety. Please continue on your way and do the speed limit."

parental unit

not a damm thing. i got a ticket when I was 9 months pregnant, cop didn't care

shirley e

If you cant pay the fine.....dont do the crime!!!!!

TMLeaf Fan

I don't..I take my punishment as I am usually speeding or something...

Shelly

flash them...im being serious

eastdurhamcop

Be polite and don't listen to that moron who said flash them. If I pulled a woman over and she flashed me, that would guarantee her a ticket. My credibility is too important to me to let an idiot like that out of a ticket.

A traffic stop can be initiated for several different reasons. There's no guarantee of any method working for you with any given police officer. The stories in your answers are interesting, for sure......but as for having a genuine system for avoiding the ticket? Too many variables in each situation for any answer to have validity.

Devil Women

you dont do anything.
you pray on fourtune of
A. good looks
B. Good girl image who really does not deserve the ticket and it was a minor mistake that deserves a warning
C. Just take up what hes laying down...the law
D. start crying
E. talk very respectfully to the officer with "yes sir or yes maam"
F. All of the above

cuban4l

show him Ur chest

Ricknows

explosive poops....gotta run

Ms. Mo B

tell the truth.

Beerman

Remember these 2 rules 1. Always lie 2. Never tell the truth

Teresa W

Why are you being pulled over? If your doing something wrong you need to take your punishment.

start crying...it always works for me...and it helps if ur pretty

mandinwages

don't even pull over just keep going...hahahaha

emailjaredc

say you have diarrhea

redirishactress

show some cleavage!!!

Xae

apologize be cordial except whatever the infraction was, he/she will more than likely let you off with a warning, pending L's registration and insurance is in order.

I was speeding, however I was on my way to an interview, I past a cop he pulled me over, I did the above, he told me I cant be passing cops and let me on my way. Not knowing that I had a loaded .45 in my bag.

So play it cool and you will be cool

ndtaya

I'm being serious, pay your ticket.

Taylor

its pretty hard to do.easier in a small town where ya just sweet talk them

tigerstailtea

Nothing if you dont want the ticket dont speed. Be silent and pay for your mistake

Freddy

sincerely apologize for breaking the law

lucyanddesi

JOHN

Pull over as soon as possible and get as far off the road as you can, don't make the cop have to follow you with the lights and siren on. Have your license, registration, and insurance card out when he comes to the door. At night turn the domelight on so he can see inside the car. If he asks you if you know why you were pulled over, admit your mistake and apologize.
If that doesn't work show him your t**s!

Tell him your name is Miss Lucky.....then ask if he'd like to get lucky too!

Nicko912

tell him you were on your way to duckin donuts and you want to buy him a coffee and a donuts

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