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jennyღ
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Plain and simple... don't speed.
Of course.... I just flash my "girlfriend badge" |
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darrellbrdly
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Tell them that a traffic officer ran off with your wife and you thought he was returning her,lol. |
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♥STREAKER♥©℗â€
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When the last time I was pulled over I just apologized to the officer for speeding and infomred him that there wasn't a rush,I just wasn't paying enough attention to the speed. He let me go without a ticket or warning...Sometimes honesty works the best than some lame excuse |
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Tim I
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Be honest....lying to the police just irritates us. |
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"That One"
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Admit what you did wrong and you might be let go. |
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cheechalini
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This is sort of a trick question. That is becuase any excuse you give is admission of guilt, and further more than guilt, your awareness for the comission of the crime. That means you know you were speeding.Sure, an excuse good enough COULD pull at an officers heard strings, but if he is cold, you just dug yourself into a ticket that he may not let you plead out of. I would say something like, ooo, i was watching for this guy, or deer, blah blah blah and wasnt paying attention to the speedomoter, that or simply dont speed. |
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Bill
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Like the woman did the other day as her husband was pulled over for speeding. Have a baby in the front seat. Mother, Baby, Dad and the officer are all doing well. Any chance of receiving a pardon, warning or nothing will be null and void if you piss him off with wise *** answers |
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sammael_coh
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Be honest. If you messed up, admit it and you'll be much more likely to get a warning. |
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rogueriverbob
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you could tell the Cop, that you have diarrhea, and have to get home fast to use the bathroom,..... |
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josemarigimenez
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A. Why not tell that you are really late for work.
B. Say you have low gasoline fuel and you need to go to a gas station.
C. Say you are rushing to the hospital and say that you are having an aching neck.
D. Say you forgot your wallet in the park. |
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g6ypk
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Don't exceed the speed limits... Best excuse there is...period. |
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JOLLADY
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i pull out the women card...sorry officer i just started my...works every time. |
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jack
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Your trying to rush an injured police officer to the hospital! But knowing how stupid police are they'll still detain you and let the guy die! You're coughing up blood and you need to get to the emergency room immediately, and then you vomit on the entire front of the officers uniform! |
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