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asailorsstar
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definately NOT take thetime to ask about it on Yahoo Answers....lol |
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Brian M
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Tazer |
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KEVIL
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act like its no big deal,nonchalant.....i think they just like the scared reaction,take that away and it wont be so fun for them..... |
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RedMan
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Ask the serial killer for some hot coccoa like his mommy used to make him. |
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jennyღ
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Try and talk to him about his likes and dislikes. Ask him if he wants to see pictures of your cats. Everyone likes to look at pictures of cats. Make sure to offer him some coffee or a beer. Any beverage will do. |
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I
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Offer him a cookie. |
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We won! 20 Jan 09 (Erudite)
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No way. If he's that crazy then you are a goner to the max. |
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Yahoo Answer Angel
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I've watched all the movies, and they only calm down after they kill the victim, or after the serial killer seemingly dies. Begging, negotiating, and running are futile. |
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MY NAME MICHELLE I HATE AMERICA
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Make them laugh when you wet yourself, a good laugh will calm them down in a hurry. |
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Dr. Insanity
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Twinkies..... it keeps me sane. |
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Michael B
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call ur mom |
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Androgyne
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tell them you're a cannibal and you should join forces. |
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CGIV76
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My .44 magnum will work just fine. Very soothing. |
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Hawk
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I would prescribe the following:
Give the serial Killer one piece of lead (about 125grain) at about 1300 feet per second right above the eye or center of the chest.
Repeat the treatment until the serial killer has relaxed to the point of no longer moving.
After movement has stopped, DO NOT GO NEAR THE BODY! After death they have a built-in reflex which allows them to grab someone who is near and used whatever instrument is near and finish off the victim.
Do not try to talk or reason with them. While they may appear to listen, they are actually waiting for the prime moment to strike at you when your defenses are down. The logic here is that if they understood reasoning, they wouldn't be serial killers. |
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H_Chick
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Tell him if he passes you the chain saw, you will get rid of that big ugly wart on his shoulders.... |
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darkfairy
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why was this a current experience for u? or worse. r u expecting it |
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