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Sway_27
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"uh-oh, what did i do this time"
I was driving home for Christmas and was cruising along at 75MPH (the speed limit was 70), not too much traffic on the road, but just outside of houston, we were coming up over a hill and everyone started hitting their brakes, I didnt, I just kept going at 75, turns out there was a state trooper sitting there, well he saw me come flying over the hill past the other cars (they all had slowed down way under the limit) and he pulled straight out and got beside me, then he must have realized how fast i was going and he went back and parked on the side of the road again. With those people slowing down to 50 or so, it must have looked like I was doing 90 flying up over the hill past them. I thought it was hilarious. |
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ORB
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did I remember to get the body out of the trunk ? |
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arrestedamilliontimes
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Which member of my family can bail me out this time? |
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?
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Hmmm - thank goodness they're omni-present and protecting me.
Opposed to the question:
What goes through your mind when a car load of Bloods or Crips are behind you? |
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Derrick *
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Hide the weed.
Just kidding. It doesn't actually affect me. The old adage is true, if you don't have anything to hide you have nothing to worry about.
That doesn't mean I'm surrendering my 4th amendment right though. |
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Alec the Dalek
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Probably a bullet if I'm not careful.... |
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rogerglyn
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Thank heavens for that, I'm driving without headlights.
Have another swig and don't panic...hic!, where's my mobile phone?. |
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remoserjr107
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Hope he turns soon....I'm not in mood for a hassle, especially with younger ones, who seem to have an attitude sometimes...!!! |
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FooFoo has explicit content
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"oh $#!T!!! SLOW DOWN!" |
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§hizz.
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Where the helll was he when that idiot back there tried to run me off the road???? |
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Paladin
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don't panic |
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YOUR JESTER
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Hide the stash |
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SusanS, Incognito
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Are his lights flashing? What did I do wrong? Phew! He's passing me. He's after the guy that just sped by me. Thank you, God!! |
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mrs. beckham
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STAY CALM AND COLLECTED. |
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Murphy
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Nothing |
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Kelly M
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Oh my gosh I do panic thinking have I done something wrong did I use my signal back there is my speed accurate? Ive never had a ticket never had a wreck but I also do not want one either i think what a waste of money to hand to them for speeding you might as well just roll down your window and throw a 100 dollar bill out the window LOL! |
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jezabell
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nothing different than when it wasn't behind me. |
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HAL 9000
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You don't need to see my Identification ...these aren't the droids you're looking for. |
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turkish delight
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nothing |
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Dianne m
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License--check, insurance--check, seat belt--check, speed--check, now if all my lights are working. Ahhh--I turned and it's not following me. |
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tangerine2883
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ah, i'm not speeding am i? what's the speed limit on this road? my tags aren't expired are they? i haven't checked to see if my tail lights were out in a long time. . . |
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Fly girl
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Oh crap! Just be easy and follow all the rules until he goes away. |
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ghost
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Considering I ride a mountain bike I think I would pull to the side and let them pass me by. If they are going to mess with me I just give my name and nothing more. |
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DANBOSPD
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Back up is here now! |
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Ratnam S
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if you dont do any mistake dont worry about the police van behind you. that is also an ordinary car like others. |
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hottieredhead69
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I know I'm not doing anything wrong but it still makes me nervous. |
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Mylo
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*Run boy run* ... lol |
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tellmeit2k
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I start doing everything I did with my instructor, and I feel like the cops are going to pull me over and ask for insurance etc even though i have it! |
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Not To Serious
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Hope that he had his donuts and leaves me alone |
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blades_going_round
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Whether my neighbor found out his wife comes over to my house and crawls into bed with me the minute he puts on his uniform and heads off to work. |
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YakHairSandwich
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Which of my Constitutional rights is this Nazi about to violate? |
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