When you are driving and you see the policeman with his ray gun on you?

Not a Lame Dame

Nah, I just keep driving like a little ol' lady.

Signed, Little Ol' Lady

Did You Get That Memo?

I give the Nazi salute. They always recognize it and give me a thumbs up.

rocker

I try to act normal, but I end up looking too suspicious and paranoid, even when doing nothing illegal. lol

amandafofanda66

I take my foot off the gas as soon as I see them.

Zilong

yeah of course, cant just drop 30mph in a sec lol..gotta be gradual if u see em ahead of time!

Paintswappin

that may work, but chances are, if the radar gun is on you-you're already caught.

Angela M

I would imagine that by the time you have spotted him, it's all too late. Your best bet is to stick to the speed limit and then you will have no worries anyway!!!

Jackie Retardo

i make sure that my weed is hidden.

Kelly

I'm not sure anything you do at that point will matter. I would slow down but the cop already has how fast you were going before so just cross your fingers that he is in a good mood.

Pete M

I smile sweetly at him and say "Hello problem, what appears to be the officer?"

brooklynchica

both...try to slow down a bit and match the rest of the driver's speeds around you

dprimo84

i hit the break a little bit and look straight foward.

hobo_soup

aim for him and speed up....but only if im drunk

Oswald W

I would do what everyone else might do . Glance at my speedometer and adjust my speed if needs be.and carry on ?

delive_rance

Put on your brake. Even if you avoid eye contact it is not the eye that the gun is pointed but the vehicle itself.

Chris M

Most people put on their aluminum foil hat when there is a ray gun involved.

PARTY PEOPLE

Yes and Yes

disgovernment

I just slow down a little to show respect, and I do look at them with a show of concern.

Also, these things on the back of my car don't hurt:

American Flag sticker
Fraternal order of police sticker
State trooper sticker
Local sports team sticker
US Marine corps sticker

This is a concept I picked up from a buddy in the marines who always seemed to pass inspections with flying colors because he staged his room and locker with certain key items laying around: a bible, an american flag, a picture of his wife and children, etc. He was a master of the game.

Trucy Wright The Magician

No i just pull out my sonic screwdriver to blow there ray guns up

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tap my brakes sloooooww it down

ron

There are a lot of ridiculous answers here.

1) Just because he's aiming the 'gun' at you, it might not be too late, he might be just getting ready.

2) Forget about slowing down gradually, or using your handbrake, use your footbrake as quickly and safely as you can, the only thing that matters is your speed while the 'gun' is activated.

3) Don't worry about eye contact in any way, it's only 2) that counts, just keep your eye on the road as normal.

summer

I mash on my brakes (very subtle). I don't really care if they can tell that I was going way faster, I just make a point of passing them going really slow.

AllytT

I always feel a bit guilty, even though I have never had a speeding ticket and have never broken the speed limit in a 30mph zone. Somehow I always seem to feel guilty when a police car is around.

Almond

slow down right away

macy

If you are driving to the speed limit, ray guns should not be a problem.

Due baby no.3 on the 4th of June

foot off the accelerater, no eye contact or even looking in their direction use the gears to slow down!!

If you can see him he already has your speed so why bother slowing down?

michelle lynn

if he already has his radar gun pointed at you its a little late to slow down cause he already has you pegged. just keep on rolling and hope he finds somebody else. and if you avoid eye contact that will only draw there attention.

Sexy Mama

I think you should slow down when you see Cop cars anywhere. Avoid eye contact if you have something to hide....they know you are looking at them. Just relax and attempt to go the speed limit.

Boo

Take your foot off the gas. They look for the dip in the hood.

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