Why do so many cops insist on sporting the gay mustache?

I haven't seen one cop around here witha mustache. You drive around all day counting mustaches or something?

Quasimodo

"Mustaches are gay as a rule"?

I thought I got all of you simpletons locked up? Apparently not.

ret_roch_cop

So, you're attracted to mustaches huh? Or is it the authority in uniform thing that spikes your temperature?

Uncle Red

Dude! You have a mustache fetish.....Maybe you are stating that since you are Gay and all cops that have mustaches are not gay you are driven to asking a non gay cop if he wants a little and ya got your butt kicked. Such a quandary, (gay word)

lonewolf1

So is that why you keep yourself completely clean shaven, so when they try and hold your head down in the jail showers, they lose their grip??????

Elizabeth Howard

And you know all about gay mustaches? I wonder why?

Hootiesplace

Mustaches are gay as a rule? Would that be Gay Mustache Rules According to Hated? I have a mustache. If you think it is gay and talking about it makes you all moist, then I am glad I could make your day a little sweeter.
I'm not gay, by the way, but you have the right to hate whoever you want to and to say it on this forum. And thanks to all the other "gay cops with mustaches" you can do it without fear of persecution.
Have a wonderful day.

deftlychillin

I'm not sure how a moustache can be gay.

Nopenoway

wahhhh me no likey big policeman
waaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Say it to a cops face.

copswife

wow, I think someone has an unhealthy obsession with mustaches......therapy might help.

WhatTF

Hm mm, I think there are only 2 Cops I work with that have mustaches and neither are gay. I tend to think you have been watching too much Reno 911. Maybe those bars with all the men in leather and handlebar mustaches you have been hanging out at may remind you of some gay cops you probably know, or should I say, know you.
Or hey, better yet, why don't you flag one of those cops with the mustaches you fantasize about and ask him. I'm sure he will be glad to tell you why, right after he asks you about all those knots on your head.

zebj25

Part of the truth is that by many departments policies, facial hair is limited to mustaches....There are no beards, or goatees allowed....I have no idea why but thats the reason.

Jazzazul

Gay mustache? mmhm. Never heard of that nor do I think a mustache can in anyway be gay. Afterall, most men, (And very few females), are able to grow one. hahaha

gw_bushisamoron

Most cops are fixated on the homo-erotic aspects of the job - leather boots & belts, tight uniforms, the phallic firearms, the S&M and B&D equipment, putting naughty men into cages and doing stuff to them.
It's why they are drawn to the job.
The silly 1978 moustaches are part of the costume, signifying that they are butch top men/dominators.
Of course, at home, they usually take a bubble bath and slip into something frilly.

Bathroom Graffiti

I dunno. I think they watch too much Reno 911!

Seb

Because they are gay Americans.

Lynnemarie

They have to compensate for their lack of intelligence.

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