3 reasons why beers are better than women?

2good2Btrue

Obviously you haven't found a good wonman.

â˜¼â™¥Sweet Qt â™¥â˜¼

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.

This one is for the Ladies.

1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
4.You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.

EDIT:
Did I "accidently" give the ladies more reason..oopss my bad....lol

çŸ¥é“ wo zhi dao

1. women can't get you drunk

2. beer doesn't nag and tell you you drank too much

3. beer won't break up with you

RUAQT?

Beer goes with woman, equal rights.

answers, answers

1) Beers don't drag you to the mall and spend your money.

2) You don't need to do anything special to get a beer in bed. Although that is slightly strange...

3) Beers don't talk your ear off.

Before all you feminist psychos start attacking me, well, don't. I'm just as bad as a woman in all these aspects, and I know it. It just made for a good 2 points and a humorous question. =D

mjstwin0405

beers aren't better than women

isabow27

Well, there's..........no, that won't sound right.

Ok, then there's.......wait, that's not it either.

Alright, how about..........uh, um, well, now that you mention it..........

Beer isn't better than women!!!!! But it's a good woman who likes her beer (in moderation, of course).

â™¥Let It Snow

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There, I gave you 20 reasons.

Amorican

At a party, a beer is free.

When you hang out with your buddies, a beer is refreshing.

You can have your beer whenever it pleases you.

romeothegentleman

Find a way to F*ck a beer and maybe I can answer your question =P

Howey Suxs

i ain't found a beer yet that taste better than Pu**y

sndsnw

beers are better cold..taste great all the time...they don't spend all day in the bathroom

Debi in LA

Because if you have two in a row, the first beer won't kick you in the nads.

Because you can call a beer Cold and Short without getting kicked in the nads.

Because beer dont wear pointed toe pumps. You know...for kicking you.

In the nads.

Diezel

Beers are not better than women.

oxypbear98

hear hear

Lovepurple

1.) You don't have to sweet talk a beer if you want to have one.
2.) After you're done with one beer you can have another one and nobody will care.
3.) A beer makes you feel good right after the first sip.

(Just humoring the menfolk)

:Phil

1. They don't talk all the time.
2. They don't have families.
3. When you're done with one, just grab another.

kitcat

A beer doesn't get mad when you take its top off, doesn't mind if you'd rather have it the can, and its always wet.

Golden Girl

Beer Dont talk, dont care, and dont co$t as much,

las vegas golfer

BEERS ARE BETTER COLD... A BEER WON'T GET MAD IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER BEER... AND YOU ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD FROM A BEER... THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

~Miss~ButterCup

what a dumb a$$ question!

STARTING OVER

I was going to say something but i have no comment ha ha

The Ghoul

There are none.

Beer is cold.
Women are hot.

I'd prefer to be love drunk than just drunk.

I've never had a woman give me gas.

Mandiblex

A beer never answers you back

A beer never has a time of the month when you can't drink it

You can enjoy several beers in one evening without them getting jealous of each other

brian27_98

I agree with Amerocan

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