A fitting punishment for my servant?

wizjp

Make him continue to work for you.....worst possible punishment

MAIN NOIRE

By George! Such a crude and repulsive act! Punish him thus,only ,if he happens to suffer from Diabetes!!!!!!

politicsguy

Inexcusable! Is he from the colonies?

He deserves nothing less than a damn good thrashing! Where's my horsewhip?!

JOHN K

why i`ve had same problem with my old boy.
leave him outside till he appoligises then make him swallow sugar lumps whole for a week at random this should sort the old boy out!

Graham H

In these ecologically conscious times I think you have to lean towards political correctness and let nature take part in the punishment. In warmer months I would suggest staking the rascal out naked and pouring the sweetened tea over his important little places then allowing the ants to assist with his education.

However, as the north wind doth blow, perhaps on this occasion it will suffice to stake him out in the freezing cold for a few hours without the benefit of ants, just to teach the blighter what he has comming if he shows such insolence and lack of respect in the summer months.

val f1 nutter

kick him, that always works for me

psymon

How absolutely ghastly for you old chap, you just can't get good help these days. Just this morning my valet laid out my clothes with my "Tuesday" boxer shorts! Can you imagine? I made him wear them on his head all day long and I'm considering docking him a weeks wages.

Fanny Hill

The bounder! Turn him off without a character!

willowbee

Oh my! How truly horrific and such an unbelievable faua pax on his part.

I think you should give him his cards immediately and correspond with the house that recommended him to you. They are clearly jesting with you!

stopadeeboomba

Make him snort the sugar. (I knew kids who used to snort Sweet Tarts candy on the bus!)

mikethemad_13

only if he is diabetic

Tinker

You just cannot get good staff these days....Horsewhip him first , then make him eat 4 bags of sugar.....

eye can see you

make him lick youre horse clean

mambios

Make him rub the sugar into his eyeballs.

kingtaco

A better punishment would be 20 lashes then a night in stocks out in the town square!

The Tenth Duke of Chalfont

Good Lord no! He'd be high as a kite on sugar rush for a week and then descend to lower depths of depravity simply for such a punishment. Deny him all sugar for a month I say!

Blazing Pen Avenger.

Give him 'lines!'

LondonGuy

Run after him around the house and slap him Fawlty Towers style.

Then get him to eat the sugar - he'll work twice as fast.

Tammy

I wouldn't, he might develop tooth decay to such an extent that he would hire Max Cliffords services and sue you for everything you've got

JASON N

Far too lenient old chum.
I think instead of letting him ride in the front of the coach he should stripped naked and tied to the back of of the carridge. and dragged down to the village
This would serve two purposes, 1, It will teach the dreadfull bounder some manners and should keep him in line. 2, it will show the other riff raff in the village what happends when you are blantently disrespectfull to the lord of the manor.
Hope that has inspired you old bean.

Oswald W

Reward him for having the audacity to ignore your arrogance and bravery.

bud

I`ll send you my man over to teach him a thing or two, P.S. I need him back he`s a dab hand under the duvet

Throw a bucket of excrement on him and make him stay outside for 24 hours. He will never do that again.

egypt1513bce

Do to others what you want them to do to you.

Barbie V

I totally agree with the first answer - you sound really horrible

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