Can I sue the makers of Lynx deodorant? I sprayed copious amounts of Lynx Africa all over my person and I?

Before you attempt humour and proper hygiene your flabbiness, I suggest you try proper spelling, grammar, and syntax. Why was the young lady threatening the police? What had they done? Your lack of inclusion leaves your tale flat as your man breasts.

errie

Try a full can for each armpit next time.

busby58

try using lynx world, obviously africa wasnt big enough.

colin.christie

Hi. Welcome to the truth about advertising. It doesn't do what it says on the can.

slimb20413

Crispy this has to be a joke correct ? L O L
If not here is your answer, deoderant companies are not in any way shape or form responsible for you not being able to get a lady friend :)
Now with that all said and done I think the only thing you need is a little self confidence along with some work out training 3 days per week and a life change diet. I DO NOT in anyway mean to disrepect you but if that is your photo then my remark is left with that. I have done a lot of training. I have Powerlifted for many years with a few of the worlds best. I have also been boxing for over 3 years and have done many other physically fit workouts. If you would like some sort of help please let me know or email me and I would be happy to try and help you along with your issue.
But remember the change has to be made with the person his or her self.
:) hope this helped you out.

Foghorn

Did you spray your arrrse?

paulfyfe1981@btinternet.com

too right they say it works in the advert! wrongfull advertising!!!!

MANC & PROUD

The old ones are the best,try brut or oldspice,then she will pass out with the smell and you can have a snog.

anjangel

No answer, but tooo funny!

Dumbledore

LOL, there's your answer Crispy the Lynx you used, now if you had wandered into London Zoo what with your ample frame and the hair on your back, the Lynx AFRICA would have taken effect on all the young lady Gorilla's. They would have been all over you!

jeeps

Lynx Africa?? Is that because you're built like a rhino? Lol, love ya really ;)

Pat D

wow!! perhaps she was one of a few people in the world with no sense of smell???
Good luck next time!

alan t

perhaps you should have tried old spice after all

dave p

sue em for millions ,

nylatinanurse

You believe too much you read and see on tv don't you. This is America you may sue anyone you like. Good luck.

JillPinky

You could always try. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. You gave me a laugh anyway. So Lynx must be doing something good.

Twogado

Yes you need to try Right Guard & listen to Black Eyed Pea's

BUNNY!

LOL!

Barking mad

If you are a Yank, how come you have an OBE. ALSO the Yanks would not use the word copious. Good try though, but your humour is lost on most of them, sorry.

Callisto

Are you sure you sprayed enough ..... you might need more than average person

Kirsty

lmao........it would have had the same effect on me I'm afraid, I HATE the smell of lynx, it is not nice. So yes, I think you should sue them.

daddybear

NO !!!! I can see it is you in the ad

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x673z_pub-axe-version-longue

Jo.

I suppose you couls as there adverising gives a flase impression!

Georgie

You wouldnt have needed linx with me Crispy, just the smell of your natural man odour would have been all it took for a little lip action......

ellegrl

You could argue misrepresentation i guess or
"Another way of classifying contracts is according to whether they are "bilateral" or "unilateral".

1. Bilateral contracts

A bilateral contract is one where a promise by one party is exchanged for a promise by the other. The exchange of promises is enough to render them both enforceable. Thus in a contract for the sale of goods, the buyer promises to pay the price and the seller promises to deliver the goods.

2. Unilateral contracts

A unilateral contract is one where one party promises to do something in return for an act of the other party, as opposed to a promise, eg, where X promises a reward to anyone who will find his lost wallet. The essence of the unilateral contract is that only one party, X, is bound to do anything. No one is bound to search for the lost wallet, but if Y, having seen the offer, recovers the wallet and returns it, he/she is entitled to the reward." lawteacher.net

But doubt that you'd be successful, as the contract was probably too vague.
or
Unenforceable contracts

An unenforceable contract is a valid contract but it cannot be enforced in the courts if one of the parties refuses to carry out its terms. Items received under the contract cannot generally be reclaimed.

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