Gramma has gold fillings & i'm broke -- should i pull her fillings out?

I'm broke and don't ahve a whole lot of groceries left; i'm looking at gramma and those gold fillings/caps she has thinking, hmmm . . give her some moonshine and start yanking them out -- that's not illegal is it?
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Can't i mail them into those commercials that say they'll mail you a big for your gold and you get money in a day?

and for those who think it'll hurt gramma, i don't think so -- i told you all i'd give her enough moonshine from the still to knock out a camel.

Forget the gold fillings... does she have a titanium hip??? Hmmm...

Sister Margaret

Travers??? Is that yewww?? Dammit....The landlady took all yer coondogs again cause you aint paid the rent.

Them teeth yew gots werent made from gold. Travers melted buckshot he plucked from that 30 pound possum he got. And them camels werent the one with filters caus they cost too much.

iCheerâ™¥

wtf get a life
no offesnse =]

Mollie

Get a Job, search house for change, ask grandma for money instead of pulling her fillings out! how could you even think about something like that?

doingthepanic

Just sell the whole kit and caboodle. I hear grammas are going for big bucks these days.

tamara19

Go for it. Organs do pretty well on the market as well, so I hear. Although, you'll really have to tank her up for that.

Donna P

WHAT???? Get a JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definately illigal. Theft, assault, probably others.

As has been mentioned, the amount of gold would not be worth it. At most this is going to buy you your next $10 rock of crack.

I'd recommend you go invest in a $3 squeegee and wash some random car windows for tips. It would pay better and be far less pathetic.

Eternals Blissyáƒ¦

Why hurt lil ole granny? I heard squirrel is good eating.
And hey if you got the dough for gettin granny liquored up then you got the dough to buy spaghettios.
Side's, who is to say granny ain't been checking you out and thinking of putting your hotness on a street corner. I am most certain the going rate of 5 bucks a pop can be ascertained by one of such fine stature as yourself.
Don't believe them commercials for gold. I sent them a whole bunch of purdy gold stuff and they said they were not worth the shipping.

Zero1

Only if you get caught.

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leave granny alone - - get yourself a job or go dumpster diving

:o)

astroman

Better yet get life insurance on the old broad and when she dies of "natural causes" you can get the teeth and the insurance money.

poolplayer

Probably about as legal as my cutting your fingers off the sell the gold rings. No matter how drunk you may be, sooner or later you'd sober up to some very painful finger stubs.

Acidblonde

No - go down to the grocery store, I'm sure the cashier will ask "Cash, cheque, or Gramma's fillings?" ~ ;)

Colette Pioline ART

Treating this as a real question...

The amount of gold in a filling isn't worth the work.

dreamweaver

thats funny mmmmm-----------------------------------...

Cherry_Muffin!

no dont do tht

eric

from the look of your pic i think you can do without food for a while leave her alone

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