HELP! My neighbor threatened me with his hamster!?

Van1975

Buy a cat named Rambo packing an uzi and compound bow.

Jessica L

LOL. hamsters. get a dog. :)

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Vpot

LMAO!

Ferocious hamsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Get a cat.

agoodwin727

hahahahha good one :p

Just wear your anti-hamster suit - and remember to throw carrots in t he opposite direction you are going.

Cameron C

Hamsters are tiny. If one comes at you, step on it.

Rusty

turn the hamsters against him. use food as bribery as hamsters tend to be mercenaries.

OGkilla

you should go outside and confront the hamster. when you are in front of it position your self to get ready to grab it. one it is in your possession rip the hamsters head off and remove the heart from it squirming body . once you have done that eat the heart . you would look savage and the neighbor will no longer threaten you with any hamster.

jobros#1fan

WTF!?! either call the police or just go to work!!! how can he possible use his hamsters to attack you? is it even possible to train them? dont worry just go back to work. and if you're really afraid, run as fast as you can to the car when you get outside!

hello_magenta

baahahhahahahahah
sorry, but thats really funny.

just go outside normally.
that sounds like somewhat hollow threat.

soccerchicka

LOL are you serious !? that is the FUNNIEST thing ive ever heard. It'll all be okay , go to work, and if he does attack you with hamsters, thats what the police are for !!

elgrandeguevos

first.
open your kitchen window and throw outside a few pieces of cheese to throw them off.
run to your door and open it.
ninja jump outside yelling
"there is no spoon"
run to your car and skid a way
.
easy.

J__A

1) Ring him up and say sorry.
2) When you leave the house, don't be alone.
3) He's probably only messing around and he has forgotten.
4) He can't watch you 24/7 so you can leave the house :D

Good Luck!

ohhsofamouss

Uhm, leave. I doubt any breed of hampster is a threat to your life.

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have a talk with him

The Lemur v1.03

Call animal control and wehn they arrive have them walk you to your car.

MiSs.lALa

call the police=[

or wear a jacet boots sweat pants a helmit and a towel like on your head

Lucis D

go call the cops and tell them that ur neighbor is a physico and then try to talk to him and tell him that didn't mean to offend him and that was true of u said

Leroy B

go outside and stomp on them

lizzmcg30

are you for real? just go to work.

squirrelly

get a cat !

mazurjosh@sbcglobal.net

Borrow an old lady's cat while she's sleeping. Duhh. Cats love rodents.

oh ya, lol.

Kayla

i would probably kill every hamster the neighbor owns

iemdamasta

omg this is serious man.u have to try and reason with him.be like ill do w/e u want just dont attack me with ur hamsters and DONT CALL THE COPS because the hamsters will just kill them and then kill u

wickedwicca69

Carry a blanket outside with you when you go to work. If it comes at you, throw the blanket on it. Then call the SPCA and report it and have them come out and pick them up!

xsciathx

call the cops

Mrs. Indiana Jones

Okay first of all, hamsters are the size of a bag of peanuts. They can't kill you. Unless he has bred millions of kung-fu hamsters you are safe. Go to work!

bajaricky

Get a mouse trap and put cheese in it
and say come and get lol

First of all a hamster is not capable of heading commands like attack
Syrian Hamsters are wildly popular as housepets due to their docile, inquisitive nature and small size. They are popular as "first pets" for young children, as well as being classroom animals, because of their hardiness and relative ease of care
Ok if he threatened you with an animal its a criminal offense
its like saying to a dog or anything else
If your concerned take a camerae and take pictures
or a small recorder and record it
You should if you can wait till he is on your property

that way you ll have more than his word against yours
then when you have proff call the law

also there is probably a leash law im not sure how hamsters fit in but its against the law to have animals off a leash

orangejump3

fight fire with fire BY SUM HAMSTERS!!!!! and train them...then dress em for fun.

rebeccazx3

get a cat

Denise H

stand up to him! :) tell him in a firm but toned voice to BACK OFF !!!!!
then say or i will involve the law in this case:) that will teach him a lesson.

Mr.Lovely

Tell ur parents or if that doesn't work find some kind of weapon like knife and kill that THING~!! and try to beat that neighbor :)

JUST KIDDING ( tell ur parents)

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