Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket?

imahlah

No Spanky it's not that easy for us girls. When a cop has to make his quarter, he gives not one penny how beautiful you are or how good you can give a bl*wjob. Never had to do it because it's beneath me to even try.

I did once by telling the truth. I'd had very little sleep the night before and had worked all day. I was pulling up to a four way stop when I started to drift and slowly kept going even though I meant to stop. At the stop sign to my left I looked up and there was a police car--as I drifted by I said "Oh shi t!" and he saw me. He pulled me over and was very angry until I explained myself to him. I KNEW I was going to get a ticket and must have looked so sad. He sternly told me to go home and said he better not see me again before tomorrow, because he didn't want to see me dead. Then he left without giving me a ticket, and I stayed home for the rest of the night. Whew, that was close!

imstillsandy

I did . . . but it won't work for everyone. I was speeding. I knew I was speeding. I saw the light come on behind me and heard the siren. I pulled over, and without hesitation, I jumped from my car, ran to the patrol car, got in and said, "Okay . . . quick . . . write me a ticket . . . and hurry up . . . because if you don't I'll **** my pants right here and mess up the seat of your car!" The officer said, "You sick?" I screamed, "Yes, I'm sick . . . why did you think I was driving so quickly, I want to get home so I can go to the bathroom!" He then said, "Maam, get back in your car and go home, I'll follow you so you get home safely." I jumped in my car and drove (within the speed limit) to my house. I jumped out of my car and ran into the house. When I got in, I looked out, and the officer was just leaving. It worked! But I dont' recommend it for anyone else because not every police officer cares if the seat in his car gets messed up!

Erdelac

I have been speedingd own the waterfront towards my house
its long and windy and there are no stop signs so you tend to go too fast... one afternon I was doing about 30 over the limit and a cop was parked behing some trees and as soon as he saw me he let the siren blare
I pulled over my car and thought to myself
How am I going to explain this one?
So I tried the first thing that came to my head
I acted nervous, upset, and uncomfortable
(shifting around in my seat)
he asked what was wrong and I quickly said " I am sick
i have really bad Diarrhea and i gotta get home please!"
so he set okay, lets go and he followed me home
I ran inside for about 5 minutes
But when I got back out he was gone!
No ticket for me that day and i got a police escort to my door, hows that for service!

SmartyArty

Yes, I've been stopped 5 times for various non-serious reasons (I've been driving 19 years). Of the 5 times, I walked away with only 1 ticket. Just remember this: a cute smile and a sob story go a long way. Don't start with a bad attitude and they will probably just give you a warning. The 1 ticket I did get was issued by a female officer who wasn't trying to hear my bs.

reichman2007

Yeah..lol.

Said to them.. LOOK CMON NOW it's 11pm at night, i just spent 8 hours freezing my *** off and eh give a GUY a ******* break.

And yes, it actually worked.

ra3000gt

My friend once told the cop that she had her period and she had an accident and needed to go bcak home to change. The cop was like...oh ok, and let her go...that was so funny

trying2bhelpful

I'm always just honest. I apologize for not paying attention and I don't give some lame excuse for my hurry. Cops get really tired of BS storied. They're not stupid, they know your sister isn't in labor.

So far I have always only gotten warnings.

netjr

I did; I said here is my badge and he let me go....happens all the time.

A Sorta Fairytale

nope.. i never got one either.. so i cant say i did

rachellynn200

Why would you get pulled over today?What is so special about today vs any other day that you could get pulled over?Most women try to flirt their way out but if its a female cop you are just out of luck.

FOO

my dad always told me to flirt and if that dosen't work, cry!!! i have NEVER been pulled over before....but i think i could get away with it!!!

The Seitz

I got pulled over THIS MORNING.
iwas doing 85 damn near 90, in a 75 zone, cop pulls me over, "whats the hurry buddy"
i gotta be at work at 10 (it was 9:24) in Gainesville (we were 20 miles south of ocala, about 90 miles from G'ville) Sir.
GAINESVILLE?!
yes sir.
he took my license registration and ins card back to the cruiser then tried for almost 15 minutes to get his computer to work.
walks back up to the car...
well son looks like its your lucky day, my printers busted, slow down.
uh.... thanks officer.

somewhere between my car and his he lost my insurance card, so now, i HAVE to drive slow, makes me an hour late for work.

"thats why we call em pigs."
ex-girlfriends mom after getting a ticket for slowrollin a stop sign.

EL CANGRI 11

See, I got pulled over for speeding. I asked the officer how his day was and all but he didnt care much to answer. Then he asked me if I knew that I was driving fast. I told him the truth, Yeah. So whats your rush he said, I said my girl just came from the military and she really needs me if you know what I mean. He laugh so hard and told me to handle my bussiness but in a "slower" way. I guess dont lie and make them laugh. As you being a girl, it will probably be easier.

Lovve

I've never been pulled over so I can't help you, sorry!

spanky_andersen

for girls...it's easy ;)

ExplainThisClarissa

HHHHHaaaaaaaaaa oh man ive been pulled over 8 times and all you need to do, make sure you're dressed cute, act like you didnt know, and dont speed excessively because nothing will help you then. I know many girls who start crying before they come and then "vent" to the cop, or say you have your period and you dont want to get it everywheres in your car and youre rushing home. hope it helps

hochingtao

i did once. talked my way out of a ticket and into a jail cell

poujoe

yes at least 3 time

I was very apologetic and let him explain what i did wrong

jojo

Yes for me I just admitted to driving to fast and that I was in a hurry and told him I was sorry and I dont usually speed and he just said this time I wont give u one but I will watch out for u the next time to see how fast u r going. Maybe I just got lucky that day. I was going over the speed by 20 mph. Alittle tears dont help either.

momluvsdj

cry talk fast and leave your shirt hanging a little low just enought to see a bit it has always worked for me 4 times over the crying is the best part though they feel bad andlet you go with a warning.

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