How would you break into a Swiss Bank?

Anagram Lacking

Not sure but it would involve EMPs, C4, top-of-the-line hacking systems, professional hackers+a grease man and lots of guns.

johnybud19

a hammer and some duck tape...

Willy Winer

A Swiss army knife. Those damn things have everything

Random Man

1) Get a job in top secret laboratory.
2) Get to work overtime late at night during a massive storm.
3) Arrange for lightning to strike the lab, spilling a mixture of chemicals over you, and then you.
4) Get some random super power.
5) Think up corny super villian name.
6) Make costume.
7) Rob bank (using super power).

Watch out for the local super heroes though.

(You might think it's okay to skip steps 5 and 6, but trust me from personal experience, it goes a lot smoother if you don't.)

Paul A

Tell them your relatives were killed by the Nazi's during the second world war, and that all the Nazi gold deposited in Swiss Banks belong to YOU!!! Much better (and more efficient) than robbing!

CYRUS KNOX

screw the bank go for the trucks that deliver the money......the guards in the truck cant get out except the one on the back to deliver the money....get him and the money is yours

Lincoln6

I'm not going to tell you, eat your heart out.

Melzy

Step 1: surveillance
Step 2: ...ice cream..
Step 3: ..chocolate..
Step 4:..tootsie roll...
Step 5: get all the money and run!!!

Bruce

Ask Ocean and his mates - only they will know how..................

cseanc_79

I'd rather use a tank. lol

suziejoy

you realy expect an answer on here

gayu

hey man wat r u upto!

Charlene

Not possible. Prob bomb proof too.

I don't believe it!

If it's a Swiss bank then the vaults will be full of holes, like their cheese.

The Expenses Mole

Follow the manager home and take his family hostage, then make him open up and clear out the vault. Obviously dont hurt anyone, just scare him into doing it. Leave them tied up and by the time anyone knows whats happened your long gone.

You're up to something aren't you?

tentieooo

hammer

Mrs.Doyle

Watch The Italian job, the original one a couple of times, just don't blow the bloody doors off!!

toucansam456

Let's rephrase this question:

"How would Interpol and the FBI collaborate to arrest and interrogate you?"

**Paul A. has the correct answer, kudos to him. That's genius.

mtc005

Very carefully through the holes in the "Swiss cheese". You'll be in and out with the loot in no time.

Tom

get a shrink ray and shrink yourself down to the size of a piece of chewing gum, hide in the guard's pocket, hop out when you're in the vault, and bob's your uncle- you're LOADED!

Outspoken but Honest

A giant cheese knife!!

Hypnotic person

I would probably start by travelling to Switzerland.

ghostsixfour

taking that there is a lot of money in the vault.. using drills to come up from the bottom as that is where most places are least protected.. then if they should open the vault take people hostage and strap a AK47 to one civilian,empty of course.. and slip out with the hostages.. make sure no-one ever sees your own face..

Safaritiger

its illegal

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