I've just run over my neighbours tortoise with my lawnmower. Can I claim for a new Flymo from his insurance

dividedselfhood

Maybe you can fill the forms in while you're eating turtle soup.

Cybrespyydre

Are you human? Do you not have at least empathy for a life that was absolutely no threat to you, yet you terrorized anyway?

That's what terrorists do, you know.......bully the unsuspecting and defensless.

nuclear farter

hows about a bit of the old emnity,his tortise breaks your mower so you kill his dog. his hegde is blocking your view of his missus so you burn it down. his kid's football is in your garden so burn his house down

halloweenpumpkinuk

Great, I would have a go at him and ask to sleep with the wife as compo

r wall

lol

senoirpob

feed him to the cat and pretend nothings happened , bur the bits of shell in the garden , and get back to perving

A G

I thought you were only supposed to blow the bloody door off!

Belizabeth

the poor tortoise..

...thou shalt not covert my neighbours wife

Lacey Lottie

What About Your Poor Neighbour,
Never Mind The Poor Tortoise,
And No It Was His Side Of The Grass.
He Could Have You Done For Being A Peeping Tom,
And Trespassing On His Property.

Dead2TheWind

oh my god i love you, i have always wanted to do somethin like that, yeah claim a whole new lawnmower get a hover one

little.lost

hehe, you'd better think of investing in a new shell before you ask him for a mower!

progfest01

Methinks you are in the **** oldlad.
1 Trespass.
2 Intrusion of privacy.
3 Murder.
4 Attempted murder.
5 Driving a lawn-mower in a reckless manner.
Have you got a good lawyer?You are going to need one.I would recommend Flywheel,Shyster and Flywheel.Great American Law
Team as made famous byThe Marx Bros.

goldfish

you can't claim a new one, of course you wre not suppose dto know he had a tortoise but you wre in his garden not yours, if the tortoise had been in your garden that would have been a different story and he woudl have been at fault for bot looking after the tortoise porperly.

Corky

Fit your motor into the tortoises shell - should be much more durable!

lady_di_ar125

CAN HE CLAIM A NEW TORTOISE?

â™¥~C.J~â™¥

LMAO, you crack me up!!!

gr_bateman

No. You should buy your neighbour a new tortoise and stop perving at his wife. Did you kill their tortoise?

saracen99_99

the first thing u shd do is post pics of his wife sunbathing for us all to perv at !!

PAulio --

depends ;) did the tortoise provoke you?

is the tortoise to be considered homeless or naked now..that should be the question

nontarzaniccaulkhead

Certainly you CAN claim against your neighbours tortoise, but I suspect your claim would be unsuccessful.

pedro2006scotland

lol love it made me pish ma self laughing a wld sue him for not lookin after his animals then steal his wife once u take him to the cleaners

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