I just killed someone robbing my house what should i do to get rid of the body help!?!?!!?

well i just found a robber in my house trying to steal my money, so i sliced him with a kitchen knife when he started attacking me. He is on the floor with blood pouring out of him and i think he might be dead. Please someone what can i do to get rid of the body?!?!?!?! i am only 17 im too young to get done for murder please help how can i dispose of the body?!?!?!? do dogs eat human meat???????? What should i do with the knife aswell?!!?? help me please i need to get rid of it before my mum gets home, i wasnt thinking i just panicked? what can i do to dispose please please.
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lol chill out shuggie i been out every night this week and i owe out £40 which i dont have, mytaswell create some entertainment, and i like all ur answers, ur all good people :)

ISABELE B

i am home dear this is your mother speaking ..! what the h-ll is this lying on the floor ...you made the mess you will bloody well clean it up before you go to bed ..!!!!!! LOL.

TxTopCop

Change the channel, dummy.

scottclear

You should write fiction, but it would never be a best seller.

real s

how dumb are you? your going to tell y/a that you killed someone w/out calling the cops, yeah right. You'd be so shaking up you wouldn't know what to do... give me a break

yecart19710

oh you poor thing.....GROW UP!!!!!!!!

A blank!

Call the police explain what happened I will not be part of your crime.

TheEmoMonk

Why dont you eat the body. fry it and have it with some chips and beans yum

LÃ£zÃ½ Å mÃ»Â®Æ’

you can get a life.

you'd better call the emergency services

Glenn F

I could tell you....but it'll cost ya

Kay G

he was in your house and posed a real threat to your personal safety, so call 911 as you had a legal right to defend yourself. I don't think I would go on yahoo answers first, so I think you are not telling the truth, but if you are, this is the best solution. also, if he is not dead, he could sue you for damages, but that is besides the point, call 911 - hopefully you will save his life - even though he is a criminal.

josie1980

Call OJ Simpson, Quick!

Blond&Tall

Call 911. You won't get in trouble.

mike UK

You joke about a serious point, I think we should be allowed to attack anybody who breaks into our homes with all the force we have, there is no such thing as "appropriate force" when a man and perhaps a 6 year old daughter are woken up by violent loser in the child's bedroom.

Or perhaps I should say "excuse me sir, are you a knife wielding paedophile child killer?" if so I have the greatest respect for your "human rights"

MissF-18

call the police man, thats crazy. Good luck though

Linda

Call the police immediately.
They will get there and know what to do.
Don't touch the body or anything else
Sit and remain calm.

smedrik

well if it was self defense call the cops, if you were protecting yourself you have nothing to worry about and will not be charged with murder.

focker

Put him in a woodchipper and feed him to some hogs.

alpinehikerca

Chill.
Call 911 and the cops and an ambulance... right bloody now.
Hiding anything will not work and will just complicate this.
Get off the computer and get on the phone now.
Then grab towels or what ever and try to stop the bleeding with pressure...
get off the computer and get on with it...now

Moderates Unite!

You should try eating it. Thats the only way to be sure.

LAUREN K

stick it in your garden shed and put the knife in the robbers hand make it look like suicide

The Legend

Since you r Protecting yourself, you wont be in trouble for doing that.
you better call the cops and tell them that or you will get in trouble for killing.

don't listen to idiots saying crap. just call the cops and tell them the truth and you will be fine!

Jules

You are an animal. Dogs don't eat human meat. You really need to call 911. And seek medical help. As well as psychological help. :3

Justin D

Cut off the limbs to make it transportable. Place the parts in a garbage bag. Find a hog farm. Feed it to the hogs they will eat all human parts.

stylezuk

Get a pig and feed the robber to it. XD

volleyballchick

You killed someone, but took the time to ask us here on Y!A what to do????

Troll . . .

Allie K

liar.

kisser

I've read some crap tonight but yours takes the biscuit!
Sorry no star though.

pearlywhites

please let me know what you r gonna do

bert

Chuck it in the street, the council will move it.

maceasy380

If he's not dead you better finish him off before he wakes up & if your a psychopath like me u won't feel any guilt or remorse

maceasy380

If he's not dead you better finish him off before he wakes up & if your a psychopath like me u won't feel any guilt or remorse

bumma333

run too mexico or somewhere in south america

mulso567

i dont know but my dik really hurts i think i done the same thing but with my dik instead

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