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dlgfdg
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D***m man,,your in big big trouble now, I think the sleepers union will try to find out who you are and the pentalty may be as bad as sleeping with Ann Coulter for one week. Man, I feel for you if they nab you. |
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Mister Luis
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hide or go to another country u criminal |
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petebolos
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move to mexico and change your name to OSAMA BIN LADEN , they will never find you |
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Dogzilla
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Run, Forrest, Run!!! |
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realst1
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You did it and now you are confessing in writing on a public forum?? Dohh!
No you can just sit back and wait for the feds to show up. |
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brian2412
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Go for a plea bargain....its your only hope. |
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E-vangelist
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Place the tag in the nearest trash receptacle as it is not nice to litter. |
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blue.green_eyes
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I like to remove them before I buy them.
I'm a freakin' rebel. |
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CROSS-EYED PENGUIN
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Doing so causes an undetermined sag in the middle...no one can explain it. WHY'D YOU DO IT MAN, WHY!
Next you'll be eating the "Do not Eat" packets they put in shoe boxes. |
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David H
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You will have to commit suicide. I can see no other way out. |
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Eurydice
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sit still and wait for the police |
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Stimpson J. Cat
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Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200.00. |
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sgreger1
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Go put on your orange jumpsuit cause your going to guantanamo tonight. Say bye to the kids. |
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apisbelifera
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It's Y O U R mattress . Do anything you want to it since you bought and paid for it .
What did you think was gonna happen to you ?
Some cop was gonna sleep on it and arrest you in your sleep ? LOL |
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sam!
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why did u remove it anyways if thats what it said not to!!?? |
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jacquie
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Run and don't look back. They are coming after you! |
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Lulu Belle
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sew it back on as fast as you can |
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Autumn
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throw the tag in the trash is what most people do. |
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Steve
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Oh dear, then either A. Contact the manufacturer or B. Contact the store you purchased the mattress from. Do you still have the tag? |
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Granny 1
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Nothing, this refers to before you buy it. |
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Lisa
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I really freaked out abot that when I was a little kid because I accidentally ripped one of those off but then I found out from reading the small print that after the consumer buys the mattress they can take it off. |
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2Jaded
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Stay away from the windows and lock all the doors. |
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kitty
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If you bought it ... sleep on it with a sound piece of mind. |
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chuck_junior
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Hide under your bed until the mattress police come to haul you away to a maximum security mattress jail.
lol |
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Barkley Hound
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The fine print states "except by the purchaser". |
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EthanHunt
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You should be totally ashamed of yourself . . . because you obviously did not read the entire tag before you ripped it up and threw it away. Unless you are a retailer, you can remove all the tags you want. |
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chris
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put your affairs in order, your going to jail for 20 years.
jk, make your bed. if you are tired, take a nap. otherwise go on with your day. |
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I_screwed_up
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nothing, it's only there so you know you're buing a brand new mattress, only retailers can't remove them |
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Paulien
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it says for the retailers not to take it off...says right on there you can if you are the consumer. |
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Beth
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As the owner of the matress, your removing the tag is not agains the law. |
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Jesus Jones
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Turn yourself in to the local authorities, drop to your knees and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Apologize profusely that you have broken such an important law which sustains the pillars of our civilization. Maybe you can explain it on the grounds of temporary insanity saying that you are the only person in our society who is not drugged under Prozac or Lexapro. You will consult a psychiatrist immediately so that you too can become a drone. Explain that you realize that the Egyptian and Roman Empires lasted for centuries and remained strong becuase they did not even have mattesses that people could tear the tags off of. |
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