I think my neighbour's growing cannabis in his greenhouse. What should I do?

Vix

Pop round with a bottle of tequila

Les-Paul

Where do you live man?

shazam

Show up with some pizza.

Nutty Girl

D: smoke it
E:steal and sell it

gasman

go for the wife, the money and the dope

Green-Eyed Gal

Mind your own business!!

nuclear farter

burn it down and get the whole street stoned

cottoncandyn2000

Grow your own.

humanresourcesman

D. stay away from it cuz when the raid happens u dont want any in your house.

goph28

steal some and send it 2 me lol

caly925

nothing its none of your buisness

Bobbie E

mind your own damn business LOL

â™¥haggisbasherâ™¥

Steal some, unless he'll give you some free samples.

Daisy

Smoke it!

Johnny Rainbow

option C you know it makes sence ;-)

oh kate!

As you know, I am a great proponent of blackmail. It works so well in so many situations.

So don't steal it. That's cowardly. What does his wife look like? If she's really hot, then work it into the deal. If not, don't bother (unless you've been particularly lonely lately).

Before you do anything, take pictures and video. Preferably with him in them. Gives you something to work with. Then I would probably make him cut you in on a share of both the profits and the product. And just so there are no hard feelings (people who are blackmailed tend to get cranky), offer to water the plants while he's on vacation. You could also offer collect his mail & bring in the newspapers.

EDIT: Mr. Eck, I stand in awe.

TotalBitch

ask him around and tell him to bring his stash. Get him wasted then shag the wife. Get her wasted then tell the police that two drug addicts have turned up. and are sitting in your living room. *lol* While the police are dealing with them, steal the weed and place in a safe place. Every-one da winner! *lol*

porsha226

let him use your yard for more space, or you can be come one of his investors so that he can make more of his Product :)

bullatpool

all of the above

Special Ed

How about minding your own business.

Damo P

Steal some, and then with the money made from selling it, buy a new tele.

antho c

WHAT ARE YOU A COP? WHAT TILL HE OFFERS YOU SOME...THEN SNITCH HIM OUT.J/K I THINK THIS QEUSTION IS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE.

Ursula

I think you shouldn't mess with him .. Where there is cannabis there is somone with a weapon ready to get you for being so nosy. Now I don't wanna be reading about you in the news now. Just leave that alone and get on with your life. There are much bigger things to be worried about than plants.

no one here

I need your exact location, and a timetable of your neighbour's habits. Are there any dogs? If so, breed and weight (so I can calculate correct dosage.) Security lights, sensors? And, most important -- When will the buds be mature, w/in a few days plus or minus?

Vix

bribe him and get some of the profits

john n

If you benefit from the illegal action of your neighbour, you become an accessory to that illegal action in the eyes of the law. That means that you would run the same risk of fines or jail as your neighbour. So you should either grow your own and get all the profit, report to the police, or mind your own business.
From experience, minding my own business tends to lessen the likelihood of unfortunate encounters with thugs that want to play baseball with my kneecaps.

Epictetus

How 'bout leave him ******' alone

Raven HoodÂ®

blackmail him for money to get a telly and snog his wife, too.

LINDA P

go in there take a few snips of it and bring it down to me we get stoned together lol xxx

Eyez

If it is not bothering you at all, no traffic due to dealing, etc. I wouldn't say anything at all. What's the difference if this guy is growing tomatoes or cannabis? It's his property. Just because I don't do it doesn't mean I care if other people do, nor would I ever turn someone in.

Just Moi

take the plants hostage and refuse to leave the greenhouse until you have the tele... Oh and all of the above too...lol

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