If you knew exactly where Osama Bin Laden was located/hiding what would you do?

Blue Steel & Lace

Well, the reward is for Dead or Alive, right?

I would smoke his a** like a side of ham. I would then drag his body down Broadway, and past the WTC site, stopping to speak to the press and allow for photo ops with the corpse. Finally, I would present his carcass to GWB at the White House and collect my $25,000,000.

bradschuman

I'd launch a VERY accurate ICBM from my back yard and aim at his turban.

danskepj

I would not consider the dollars...Send special forces to capture him alive..I would want him alive not to let him become a martyr...
On 2nd thought I will contact the local boy scouts have them tie
him up with rubber bands find a sewer to put him in until Bush
is out of power...than turn him in to some old ladies club..I would not want Bush to take the credit!!

robinallsup

I'd turn him in and take the money. However, I'd hope the government gets all information out of him. Then, he should be forced to call off the dogs... all under duress. He turned on this mess and he can turn it off. Gosh, and this coming from a bleeding heart liberal who doesn't want security in USA. <snicker>

Sir Romanis

Inform the FBI and wait for my reward.

flip4449

Dig him up.

andykpln

kill him

Nettel

1st I would soil my pants. Then depending where I was. I would tell our MIlitaryintelligence command officer at the Forgein Diplomat office. If I was in the US. I'd walk straight into CIA headquarters with my soiled pants still on. After all this I'd start writing down want I want to do with the money.

It's hard to beleive there isn't some peasant in Pakistan or Aghanistan whose willing to turn over Bin Ladens location. That person can fulfill the dreams of their life. Maybe he is dead. Maybe we need to show/drop photos down of how a person can live with $25 million into Bin Ladens suspected locations in Pakistan anti-America strongholds.

send him homo-erotic pics of blair/bush

hearts_and_thoughts_2003

I would definitely turn him in to the FBI.

NONAME

I'd ask the Pakistani government to dig him up and give him to the US

Capture him, get the reward first to protect my interest, deny reporters interviews of me or him, take him to the World trade center location, tie him up and notify all the families first the survivors family and friends decide his fate and I would walk away. They deserve that right, not 1 year of trials. Give a part of the reward to those needy from the list of survivors and I would disappear. The reward is dead or alive right? Maybe this would help some with closure. I would suggest a stoning from all involved to his death and then a hanging and beheading, but that would make the USA as a Muslim mid east nation and televise it for all those Islamic radicals to see.

SmartAss

Depends...Wot can i get for $5,000,000............

I would bring him in the the US authorities. The reward would be nice, but seeing him face justice would be sweeter.

tariq h

Usama is not hiding

His alreadys in the usa in MR bush bed room cuz i think both of them are not st8

bt the tooth fetish

call the police right away

mudmarine

Turn his A** in and retire in style .
I would like to sit in on the interrogation .

dreaming_again2002

Capture or elimination of Osama in reality will probably make no difference. Someone else will just step up to take the reigns. What difference has it made with the capture of Saddam? The problem is a huge one much larger than any one individual.

neilinhp

If I had a clean shot at him, I'd take it, chop off his head and collect my reward. If no clean shot I would call his location in to the CIA, FBI, or National Security. They will know what to do and pay me my reward.

Anthony M

Nothing because he's probably dead.

james d

i would blow his entire base to make sure that no one survives

williamvanzant

Osama is probably hiding in Crawford, Texas so I wouldn't have go that far to to get him. I doubt seriously the Federal Government would actually pay the reward thought. Even if they did, they'd tax it so much you'd probably only get about $1.50.

lesaber251

Spin him around and around by unraveling his turban very quickly.

kysteelgirl

Call bush & tell him he can't hide bin laden any better than he can run our country! Then collect the reward.

Zoey

I'd do nothing

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