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Nat ILF
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I don't have an office but if the cafe that I worked at ever fired me, I would be taking the radio and all the cakes. |
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Sydney
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About 15 minutes. The way they fire people around here I weeded things out a long time ago. |
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God
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THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THEE FROM GETTING FIRED. IT WOULD TAKE SO LONG, THEY'D HAVE TO KEEP PAYING THEE.
SYDNEY,
HURRY UP AND GET FIRED. THIGH HAVE WORK FOR THOU. |
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Bullwinkle J. Moose, esquire
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I'm out the door taking the office stapler in revenge *cries* take that you SOB |
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вσуѕяυѕтιмєѕ3
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It would take me a half a day to pack my things and another half to clean out my computer. |
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LFDS
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I don't have a job. |
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Mitch Bagnet, MILF Hunter
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I just quit my job, and it took me my entire last day (working an inefficiently as possible) to clean out my desk and go.
As for my new student teaching position, I take everything at the end of the day as I have no permanent home in there. The teacher said that I could use her desk when I take over, but that's not likely. |
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wizjp
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1 box; 5 min
He who travels fastest, travels lightest. |
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life is good!
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I'm my own boss. If I fired myself it would take many many boxes. |
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Alex lil Milfaholic
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About two minutes, grab my man thongs and leave. |
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Roboron
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What did you do? |
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Benny Suspendy
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They never let me unpack. |
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RevRob
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I am the boss, so I'm not leaving......It's just easier that way..... |
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smedrik
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I have nothing personal in my office, I could just grab my bag and walk out.
However, I would have to be the one firing myself so it would be awkward and I would probably take a pile of company equipment with me. |
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The Dude Abides
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I love this question :) I have 2 pictures in this crappy new job I took, and an empty laptop case. I'd throw the pictures into the laptop case (2 seconds), pick up the case (1 second), flip anyone off in my general vicinity (5 seconds, I'm thorough), and laugh my way out the door (30 seconds). |
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pinkflyd7
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It would take me about one minute to get my stuff and leave. I don't like to keep a lot of personal stuff in the office. |
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npa4863
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it would take me 10 minutes, a pick up truck, and a friend. i work as a mechanic and i have a lot of tools, and there not light... AT ALL. |
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Crazy Dude Petey Petey Petey
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I would need a moving van |
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ஐSillyஐ
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I would need a wheelbarrow and about a week. |
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Cleo (in disguise)
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Well, however long it takes for them to give me my soul back. |
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neigh NILF
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My office is my house....so hypothetically if I got fired it would be my kids (well they are my boss, lol) and I'd have to take my crap and move out!!! |
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