Im thinking of committing a crime.....any ideas?

Norm

Start singing

blondie

How about putting a glass bottle in the plastic or paper wheelie bin, or a piece of junk mail in a litter bin in the middle of town, or, better yet, drop some litter in front of a camera, making sure the watchers in the security centre can see your face - if you do it whilst jay walking that would r e a l l y be a crime.

sunnybums

When you decide, let me know, I will make sure im there to Nick you, could do with an early new year arrest, get on santas good boy list

swayne

or even better than the 1st answer splash a police and then get instant respect from passers by

Shona L

Ah, I have an idea. There is actually a law in the state of Florida which states that:
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
There you go, tie up Dumbo and don't put coins in the meter.
Busted!

don't stop the music â™ª

ummmmmmmm, you could run around naked through the centre of town??

That way you'd get arrested for public indecency.

Happy Holidays : )

omvg1

Beat the **** out of yourself, just as it was done on "Liar Liar" ;)
Then you can blame it on someone else and sue them.

DolceVita is back!!

kidnap Victoria Beckham, lock her away somewhere.

Or how about arson? You could burn down my old workplace, that would give me immense joy, especially if my old line manager is still in it. I'll give you the address if you are interested.

bert

Become a M.P. you can get away with anything then!

dodds

Shoplift.....you can always come on a little hunt I'v set up too!

gizmo-570

Splash someone by driving through a puddle.

taz c

You're comitting a crime right now - you're not entering into the festive spirit. Why would you want to think about being nasty?

J. A. Prufrock

invade Iraq

valerierackly

Take tha tax disk out of your car and park on a double yellow-line.
pinch next doors milk in the morning.
do a ram raid.
drive to the country-side and try to take a sheep.
walk out-side and hit the first person you see.

b97st

Fare invading, that's always a good one. It costs so much to get the bus or tube.

Danru

What? So we can be an accessory to whatever crime u commit??

freakyallweeky

Well, paydays are usually the first and middle of the month so you could go hang out behind a bar and wait till the drunks come out and roll em.

roxusan

The first step would be not to post a thread stating that you're planning to commit a crime.

Mutt

Whatever you do, make sure you have a partner. This way, after you get caught, you can turn state's witness against your partner and maybe get a lighter sentence.

35 YEARS OF INTUITION

Assault yourself for advertising your desire to commit a crime...Silly! And Santa will remember til next year. Be good, it pays off. God Blesses even the fool hardy and the whimsical.

gigabit

Suicide?

Dr Gamestar

:O
shocking! why would you want to commit a crime anyway, its a bad thing.

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