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sherlock
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No but you cannot send it First or Second class.
It has to go turd class. |
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MrNiceGuy
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You could get in trouble
Human feces is a bio hazard |
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reddpuss
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UGH, why dont you just send her a card with a picture of one on it and then the inside could say you piece of S**T
But then you could get in trouble for stalking o you may just want to leave it all alone |
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Dont Annoy Me
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your fcked up in the head son, if u wana get her back then cut her hair while she sleeps |
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Tinman12
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Its considered a Bio-Hazard. Punishable by a $100,000 fine and or 5 years in jail. |
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tony c
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in the uk human waste is hazardous material. so yes it is illegal.
if you was a "self confessed psycho" you wouldn't be bothered about the legality-you would just do it so grow up and get over her.
besides you want to be very careful-a few years ago i went out with a girl who's ex thought he could behave like that (he didn't bank on the fact that she would end up going out with a black-belt)-until i paid him a visit at his house on a sunday afternoon while he was having dinner with his mum.
he didn't bother her again.-just make sure she is not seeing a fella like me!!.
you should change your name to "sicko L". |
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shaun6309
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Illegal ? Probably - but you have to give Sherlock credit for the t**d class joke :-) |
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schneider2294@sbcglobal.net
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Rise above and be a good person, let it go and move on. Legally it is not a good move. We will just leave it at that. |
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Lily B Talus
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yes, the royal mail do a pamphlet about what you can send, and one of the items not allowed is "filth". |
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Jennifer M
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Why on earth would you waste a stamp when the good old fashioned, light a bag on fire on the front porch trick is still just as satisfying if not more? |
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N0N3 YA!
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EWWWWWWWWWWW
Nasty A$$
I hope so...
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The Mock Race see
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I dont see why not self confessed psycho wrap it well there shouldnt be a problem hey above the dollar man Royal mail you get that over there too |
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I still love Jose UC bluea
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yes because its offensive and also a health hazard. yes you could end up with a criminal record, they would be able to dna it and match it with you.
i think this is a fun question but that's the answer anyway. |
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Mick W
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a business colleague used to regularly kick his Ex's back door in and leave a present on the door mat,after a good curry, to compliment this he used to send the dogs promotion to her in a jiffy bag, "sweet child".
To answer your question people do this to MPs all the time to show their appreciation for their hard work. |
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open4one
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"Anonymously"?
Unless you think that there are others in her life that might be suspects, it won't be hard to figure out who sent it.
Also, you have to admit that it loses a lot of the value of the exercise if she can't figure out who sent it. |
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elmafuddyesmate
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Lol!!!!! Haven't got a clue! U could always sign her up to a gay dating agency or something.... altho that might be illegal too..... |
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RICKY B
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You little s... |
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Meta
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Yes. It is totally illegal. Why not just send her a picture of yourself. After all one sh*t is very much like another! |
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vdv_desantnik
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yes, it is considered a hazardous material |
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pyropossumkitty
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Yeah, it is (in canada anyways). The reason I know is that I looked it up cause I had the same idea a while ago. Hint...don't use your own turd, DNA reasons, don't use your dog's turd, same reason if they really wanted to get you, but do use fresh dog turd, from a big dog, and leave no fingerprints, saliva on the stamps, accidental strand of hair falling into the envelope, anything like that. |
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J-J Adams
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It might well be classed as sending a threatening letter which is a criminal offence. Why don't you just get a life and get a date with a different girl. |
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joan k
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Yes it's illegal. I loved Sherlock's answer as well, very clever |
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jennilamb007
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I don't know but you make me laugh. LOL |
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Eternals Blissyღ
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In answer no.
Send plastic poo.
But if you MUST do this, just remember, no matter how well you seal this other people will come in contact with it and can become very sick from it. Self confessed psycho or not, why get others sick from your hatred?
Why not mail her cards that say thank you....but not sign them.
(It means thanks for nothing)
Or, if you must find a different avenue to show your hate. Instead of getting an asbo for harrassment, why not volunteer and help pull the plants and moss off of the 'The Rude Man.'
http://living.scotsman.com/latest-south-west-news/Volunteers-wanted-to-rechalk-39Rude.4478483.jp |
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Bethenny
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I know you aren't interested in what I have to say, but you are a complete idiot! |
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Lex
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It is - it's a bio hazard. You can be charged and jailed. |
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CJ
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Haha turd class!
errm yeah anyway, you're a creep, get a life. :) |
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agnes r
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why would you want to |
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wellatlast
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Quite apart from being a bio-hazard it could be construed as using the federal mail system to harass. That is a crime. |
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LadyMoon
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Lol I'm sorry and I know its wrong but that made me laugh!
Sending a turd through the post might get you into trouble .
I agree with another poster, a better idea is to fill a paper bag with dog poo, put it on her front doorstep, set it alight, ring the doorbell and leg it quickly away. When she opens the door and sees the blazing bag she'll try to stamp it out and then . . . ugh!
Best done when she's going out for the night and wearing her best Jimmy Choos . . . |
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rebel
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no and theyll get your dna,there are better ways |
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