My cow called me an attorney?
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My cow called me an attorney?
 
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David
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Learn how to make jokes... |
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KariC
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That cow deserves capital punishment. |
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ryan j
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is the cow your girlfriend |
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Kate P
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When your cow says derrogatory things to you, you need to look them in the eyes, and look deep into their soul. You can then find out what their real intentions are.
You can also read their AURAHH!!
That will show you if they are evil.
Most cows are some what evil and are housing little dwarfs and pixies.
When you find out your COWSSS real intentions, you can have a very deep and moving conversation with it, and tape it and send it into America's Funniest Home Video's, to embarrass it. |
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Lucy
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Boo and hiss! |
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Susan C
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I would... |
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beauxdensteiner
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You in that shroom field AGAIN, AGAIn, AGAin, AGain, Again, again???? |
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Lars Genius
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Such as, if you have evidence, such as a tape of the cow mooing, or such as video of the cow calling you that terrible word. Such as go for the big pay out such as. |
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Classic Beauty
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sure why not? |
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van kedileri
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yes |
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ViolinMaster#1
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Sure, take them utters away
free milk! |
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KISS MY BUTTOX
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lmao |
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Absolutely |
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Steven
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??? |
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mysweetkisses21
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wtf you think that's funny that's the dumbest thing ive ever heard...not a funny joke |
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♡lacey♡
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wait....ur attorney called you a cow? what?? o_O |
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dalliewells
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What the ??? |
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Cindy B
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Unless the cow has pockets why bother, she has no money??
Better her to sue you for calling her a cow.
When she called this attorney she probably thought you needed one.
Good Luck
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jlpkansas
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What do you mean? My cattle do not speak English. |
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rosemary baby
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I say you go for it man. I believe in you. |
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♥VAL $$.
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your cow doesnt talk. mine does!!!1 |
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wartz
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Just ask the cow to apologize. |
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Peggy I
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MOO |
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shoobyman
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You mean your attorney called you a cow?
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LukeRoach
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i agree withe answer given by scarcasti8c watever lol |
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