There seems to be a problem with my lamp. I thought there was a strict three-wish policy.?
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There seems to be a problem with my lamp. I thought there was a strict three-wish policy.?
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When I rubbed my handy-dandy ancient Arabian lamp, the genie is only granting me TWO wishes. I want to know, is he stiffing me? Or have your genies been doing the same thing?
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NERDGASM
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They have new union laws which prohibit three wishes before labor day. |
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Nonya B
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i had the same problem so i called customer service and snapped so they send me a new lamp and i get 3 wishes now plus 2 from the old one. |
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R_Crumb_Rocks
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It's the effects of economic inflation. Times are tough all over. |
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daniaka
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Did he present any sort of contract upon first rub? Or is he in a two-wish union? These would be good starter questions to present to your genie. |
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anonymous
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Didn't you get the memo, the recession is hurting everyone. Mine is holding out completely, and screaming strike. I wish there was an off button. |
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Miss Seen
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I wish I had a Genie in a lamp. All I got is this stupid monkey paw and I'm scared to use any of the wishes. I'll trade you! |
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krollohare2
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Make your second wish as follows: "I wish that you will grant all of my wishes without limitation, provided however, that you must protect me from my wishes in the event I do not make my wishes wisely, and pursuant to paragraph 32, sub-part b, sub-sub-part iii, you are obligated to grant the foregoing wish under the 'unlimited wish' limitations on wish limitations.
Failure to comply with this wish may result in suspension or revocation of your genie license and material breach of this contract for genie services." |
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Treys_Mommy2007@yahoo.com
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Well your getting more than me my genie wont even come out no matter how I rub her!* |
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scredawg
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Maybe your genie has E.D., keep rubbing...
Edit: Maybe obama gave it to somebody with no wishes you have heard of share-the-wishes right |
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fallibledragon
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Your genie is tired. Make him some cocoa, and watch a movie with him. He'll be right as rain in no time. |
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skeptical
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It's a cost cutting move, due to the economy. Sorry, but you're stuck with it.
And you aren't allowed to wish for more wishes, either. They thought of that - it's in the fine print. |
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our2joy
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no when you wished the right to wish you blew one ... too bad !!! |
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Helena Therese
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Yeah I had one a while ago and he gave me 1 wish.. I was so mad. You just have to deal with it because he can like do whatever he wants. |
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in2alot
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I'm having the same problem, only I haven't gotten ANY wishes yet. So consider yourself lucky if you got 2 wishes!! |
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SynPlus
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Did you wish the lamp had a genie in it? This may be your problem. I suggest attempting to wish for more wishes. |
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SirDarkvain
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tienen queso en el pantalones del genies |
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