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Bird Flippin' expecting #2
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One word...sledgehammer. Take it to the front end or rear end of her car that takes up your possible parking spot.
If that doesn't work call a bunch of friends and jack it up onto rollers and push it a block away, and every time she does it an extra block away. Hopefully eventually she'll get the idea. What a BICTH! Is this the same chick you complained about doing this a few months ago? |
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I love you
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I'm always a big fan of anonymously reporting a secret meth lab in said person's apartment. Let the police know that Ladysuit is a huge drug lord. |
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MaMaBEAR
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I got this from a book I read recently about everyday things that drive you nuts. Put a piece of paper on her car that says " I'M SOOO SORRY, I HIT YOUR CAR. I looked, and didn't see any damage, but I think this whole thing could have been avoided if you had just chosen one spot instead of two for your vehicle." Sign it with a bogus name, and leave the phone number of a non-profit organization so she feels bad when she calls it. "Hello, you have reached the hotline for homeless orphans - How may we direct your call?" I bet she'll park somewhere else from now on! |
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Estelle
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Speak to your landlord/property manager. Are your parking spots assigned? Let the manager know that this woman consistently takes up two spaces; let them handle it for you. |
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Crazy Dude Petey Petey Petey
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First let the air out of her tires
second take the valve core out of the stem
third cut the valve stem off
forth stab the tire in-between the treads
and if she doesn't get the hint by than , Than stab the side walls
do all of these a day or two apart |
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Crazy Baby (never says die)
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Break off her driver's side mirror, either that or a quick punch to the throat. |
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Princess♥assassins
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dog poop under her car door handles! |
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akaka
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i dunno but ur display pik is creepy |
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Rosie is Chief Justice
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I would talk to your landlord. There's probably literature in your lease that describes parking etiquette. If not there's always sugar in the gas tank.
<------ Works at an apartment complex and would take her parking privileges away. |
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Byron
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The only GOOD ways I can think of are highly illegal. Oh what the heck. Remover her license plate and report an abandoned car. |
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patches
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I had the same problem once. I got the point across by parking a large RV on the street (that had been in my back yard) that took up both spaces; and I parked my car in MY yard. After the RV sat there awhile, the point got across to her that she didn't rule the street and that others could pull the same crap on her that she was doing to us.
For a different neighbor, we just blocked them in on either side at the first chane we got and don't you just know that when it was time for them to go to work; they couldn't get out and we ......uh.....wasn't home! |
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R, P, then B
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honey and flour on the windshield, ya can't get it off |
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jokr8790
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See if you can call the cops and get her ticketed or towed. She might however, take revenge on your car. Maybe a better idea would be to complain to building management. |
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jordan1794
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joking:throw a bunch of tacks in the spot before you leave and make sure they point up
Seriously:leave an empty cardboard box on the line,because of the human psychology we will avoid anything,in fact you could probably put a peice of paper in the line! but a box is a little better.
Trust me,very thin and right on the line and she will pull to one side or another. |
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marebear
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remove her plates then call and get her towed? |
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E, Dat Bad-azz Bama Boy!
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I would never advocate vandalism; however, once I knew someone who rubbed a thin layer of vaseline in the driver's line of sight on the front windshield; and then placed a single layer of toilet paper in the same spot.
By morning, the driver would need a chisel to get the TP from the window.
Gum or dog poop on the door handle also has rings to them. |
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walterskinner8
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Break her rear taillight and take 2 wires and splice them into where the brake light is.
Take both of those leads and then run them down into the gas tank.
When she hit's the brakes it's just like one of those really cool scenes from the A-Team. |
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The Rawle
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See if you can't one of those apartment orange stickers that they put on the car when you are not parked in the correct spot and then place it right in the middle of the window where she can't drive till she takes it off. |
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nikki
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id say if you gotten to the point of wanting revenge, its time for some drastic measures. if its not a coverd space, use the birds to your advantage, put food on her car at night so the birds will **** on it. she will think theres lots of birds in that area and hopefully not ant to park there.
good luck with satin and her car!
=D |
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kate bait
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put dog crap in her mail box or egg er car |
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Tiffany
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Do you live in an apartment? If you do you should report her. I had the same problem of someone constantly parking like that and my apartment solved the problem.
Now if you want to be evil you can leave nails or something in the spot....^.^...he he jk...I think you can get in trouble for that...>.< |
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Rica 82
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Two can play that game. Do it to her and give her a taste of her own medicine. On the days you get their earlier than she does, you steal both parking spots. If she knocks on your door, then say, you don't move for anyone, so I'm not moving for you. When you show courtesy, i'll show courtesy too. |
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C
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Talk to your landlord about the issue. If there is no landlord then leave a nice note in her mailbox etc. Tell her the problem and ask her to make sure she backs up.
If not I would leave sharp rocks or a few sharp nails in her parking spot away from your spot, hoping she pops a tire soon.
Or I would put a chair or something to block the space so she cant pull forward too much. |
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tamumeen
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Call police and have them ticket her for double parking. Take pictures each day to document and show to them. Otherwise, talk to your landlord about this to resolve. If all else fails, egg her car each time she parks this way... |
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Reventon
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If its a nice and new car, get a screw driver to dig through the paint of the car. Or you can always go for the tires or windows. If its not locked, you can always put some crap in the place where you fill the fuel. |
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bcnu
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If you touch her car, you can go to jail. If you leave a trap, you can go to jail. If you harass her, you can go to jail. You cannot "box" her car in because she could sue you for damages when you have denied her the use of her car. If it's a public street she has just as much right to park there as anyone else, so you can't FORCE her to do anything. If you ask her nicely to leave a bit more room for a second car, and she ignores you, just ask again, in writing. Check with local law enforcement to see if there is some ordinance about taking up more than one space, but that usually only applies at parking meters.
Good luck with your problem and don't be swayed to do any of the stupid and illegal things suggested by other answerers. If you can't find anything more serious to worry about, then you may be looking in the wrong place for a solution to a problem you haven't fully understood. |
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mrscasti
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If you want a resolution without a war, either talk to her nicely about it or complain to the apartment manager (which could be anonymous)
Or you could beat her there and park in the middle so she can see how inconvenient it really is. She might truly be clueless.
Of make up a fake ticket and put it on her car and let her think it's from the cops or apartment complex.
If all else fails and you just want revenge to make yourself feel better, hide some raw meat (small piece) under the driver's seat. She won't be able to find it and the smell will be unbearable. |
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Fat Tay
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Spread anonymous rumors about her around the neighborhood and gradually destroy her self-esteem. |
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HOLLY <3
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LMFAOO TAKE A KNIFE TO HER HEAD XD |
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love thy neighbour
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Clamp the tyres. Parking lot owner will sign to agree to release the clamping and the culprit will have to pay a fine. Get tow truck to remove car....these are a few common parking rules for high rise residences. Block the car, leaving one inch gap then go to sleep. I did that. Take photos of those cars parking on your spot. Line those photos and stick them in all the aparment block elevator. Use hailer to get them down.......MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS FROM MY PARKING LOT!!
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