What do you do if you find out your neighbor is a lowly Republican?

scottyurb

First figure out if he knows why he's a Republican, then set him straight, if he still does not agree -- take him out to the woodshed, invite him over to take a look at your garbage disposal, send over a spinach pie, ya know --be neighborly!!

volleyballchick

Make sure your teenage son isn't conversing with him on the internet.

Well you cant sell your house and move cause we're everywhere

mayso

my roomate is a republican... we don't talk about it... haha it's like our only difference : )

gunsandammoatwork

Look over at him with envy. Then go to him and ask him to show you the correct way!

Jer

respect his or her views as we are each guaranteed that freedom.

wtc69789

Find happiness in his fear of diversity, and find personal rapture in that diversity that you are finding. Then when he is not looking, stick a dem sticker on his car!

mr.longshot

Go cut his lawn. Don't snoop around his place at night.. You probably will get shot. He works hard for his money and will protect it!

dharmabear

I hate to say this but I am an independant and I found out my wife is a repugnican. I am going to divorce her really soon. Repugnicans are either mean spirited, ignorant or self righteous. They don't think about what is good for all classes of people. They think if everyone conforms with thier plan we will all be wealthy some day in the " high tide rises all boats" fallacy. They are wrong!

Dr. Nightcall

This is a tricky situation. Deep down, he might really be a nice guy but he has subsisted on years of propaganda and doublespeak from the faux news network so his perception of reality may be skewed. There might be a tendency to lash out at you when you try to point out reality.

The "Goldwater Republicans" used to have a vision of a smaller less-intrusive government and actually seemed to care about individual liberty. This new breed seems intent upon building a neo-fascist theocracy and yet the rank and file Republicans still think they maintain the values they once did.

In the 70's, there was a rise in professional "deprogrammers" who tried to undo the damage of brainwashing performed by the religious cults. This practice may need to be re-awakened to undo the Republican brainwashing.

Speedfreak

You try to study hard so that you have more than a snowball's chance in hell of being able to win a debate with them by using the facts. Taxes would be a good one, because Dems never seem to comprehend the slightest with regard to how tax policy operates. They have never understood it, and probably never will.

Quantum McString

Tell him "No, my son will NOT give you his AOL address and he is NOT interested in being a congressional Page!" Then say "Ditto heads make my garden turn brown." Also, take a picture of him everyday from now until the Nov. elections and post them as a film on youtube titled, "The incredible shrinking Hippocrate"

John Scary

Beg his forgiveness that you are a mind numbed liberal weasel

soothsayer

Honestly. Talk some sense into him. I'm a humanist. I beleive all men have the capacity to change and listen to reason. Including terrorists, christians, and even... *shivers* republicans.

Magica! Star

Don't know, I don't have them in my neighborhood

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