What qualifications do you need to be a fudge packer?

flyingconfused

What is it today with all the twelve year olds sniggering at their stupid posts?

joe s

Drive a pickup.
Love NASCAR.
Claim you have been saved by Jesus.
Believe in Creationism.
Drink cheap American Beer.

Mike Honcho

Why don't you just ask daddy.

The Expenses Mole

Ask brian dowling he will tell you.

Alan AKA EvilWeezil

packing fudge gardening someone is going to get food poisoning hope you wash your hands in between jobs

k9counsellor

LOL at your questions and answers so far!

I think any qualification you might require for first two is the ability to rad so you know how much fudge to pack in one packet and to keep your fingers safe when mincing! As for uphill gardener ... First aid! You'd need it as your back might get sore or else you might slip LOL

shutyerfaceup

I believe you need to be prepared to use the trademan's entrance

dvaety

Ive been a professional fudge packer for 14 years now.It take time to be skilled at yor work. A lot of commitment an gaft. But no qualifications. it just happened one night after a few stella. i decided thats what i want to do with my life.

Mildred S

I'd assume a sweet tooth for fudge ? keep in mind there is dark fudge , maple fudge and white divinity fudge. you'll have lots of choices to make.

patty

You not only confuse me, you kind of drew me in with this question and I felt compelled to check it out. I dont know the answer however.

gustooch

well, i can tell by your name that you would probably not want to be a fudge packer.

Red F

A lubed weiner. thats about it.

rookethorne

WHAT!! you don't mean regular trips up Bourneville Boulevard do you? Good heavens you'll be into hoop reaming next.

horsemanspal

you need to bowl from the pavillion end,kick with the other foot,be a corporal in the uphill light infantry,travel on the other bus,to shop on the other side of the street,to walk on Hampstead Heath,to polish the other end of the deck when at sea--- all these will qualify.

PRC47 GRUNT

Planning on visiting San Fransicko soon? I suggest you take up the art of "Tongue Darting" as this will help you in uphill gardening.

Cyrus M

is that a pun for what I think it is? nasty................... the answer is 'a crown'!

power_of_me123

do you for one minute think that the gay community wouldn't know what your on about....you are the most disgusting person on here...you should be banned for the comment you have just made...your not funny at all

Beautiful -

a fudge packer? as far as i was aware, a fudge packer was someone who was constipated..

do you mean you want to work for cadbury or something like that? and what are you talking about when you say mincer and uphill gardener.. that bit throw me all together

mntazzy

Gee, could your question be in any worse taste?

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