Will u help me pass a law where it is legal to shot people who talk at the movie theater?

trekkie_from_hecky

I'll help you on that.
I'm gonna build a movie theater with electric currents running through the seats that are voice activated so every time you speak during the movie,you get shocked in your booty.

MGS5: Solid Stewie

There is a very special place in hell... one that is reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.

dpilipis

I think there is a place where it is already legal.. I think they call it Texas.

techtwosue

This is why they invented the jujubees and dots. They make excellant missles to toss at those idiots. I've gotten so I can hit an idiot at ten yards. I've also mastered the look of an innocent angel when they turn around to find out who did it. No one thinks an old lady could possibly have that good of an aim.

Lance

lol!! That's why I don't go to theaters.

Beau R

Then I couldn't hear the movie for all the gunshots.

regina j

hahaha!! i would love to, but first we need to pass a bill that would allow us to kill the bosses who p*** us off on a daily basis!

Nothingusefullearnedinschool

While I agree with your sentiments, I can not in good conscience support a "shoot the SOBs bill".
But, if it is a bill with a jail sentence, etc., I would certainly agree to it.
Try Germany: there is no talking or noise. All you hear is the show.

Chef

Annoying, but you can't possibly be serious.

eldude

I don't agree with the law. Although I don't agree with ruining someone's movie experience either. The problem I have with the law is that, aside from the big mouths some people have, they still have good things about them, usually.

Abdullah

Hell yeah I'll help you!! =)

Just me.

That is why I rent DVD's .

â™¥Lovebugâ™¥

Lol yea omg its soo annoying!!! It's like ur trying to concentrate and all you hear is lots of laughing (and not even trying to be quiet!) and LOUDLY talking. I'm all for this one!

jean l

Why shoot when you could complain to the theater management ask for compensation?

grind333ing

Movie theaters in the hood would be war zones

Gustav

No, I think you are only allowed to kill if your life is in danger.

the ninja mushroom =]

um NO

o.o

scooter

Can't do the congressman thing, but I'll try the local MP, with one proviso - people who eat, very loudly, and slurp get included. Justifiable homicide.....

Ta-Zu (&Miku)

No.
Why don't you just complain to the damned theater that's SUPPOSED to have people tell these people to shut up or be kicked out?

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