Will you be my neighbor? Could you be my neighbor? Can I borrow your ladder and lawn mower?

Ink Corporate

Pesky neighbors! would you like to borrow the BBQ grill too?

CGIV76

Sure, why not.

cat lady

no. and nice name...shave them eggs. lol

gunhappy heretic

Sure, If i could borrow your wife on weekends.

thebushman

That depends. If you borrow my lawn mower, will you return it with the gas tank full or empty? Will you ride it out of state? Do you know how to sharpen the blades? The ladder: Are you going to sue me when you fall off your roof? As much as I would like to help you, I can't loan you either, because I have to make soup.

Sheila E

Harry eggs.

Oigion

No you can't borrow my stuff sorry

lordkelvin

nope... don't got none.

JBWPLGCSE

No, buy your own. Borrowing makes enemies, so does asking. I don't loan or borrow anything! If I don't have it I do without, or wait till I can buy it.

Ozeki

buy your own

uluvme8807

sure!

Cookie B

1.Maybe...No I don't know you that much
2.No
3.I don't have a ladder but u can my lawnmower

Adeptus Astartes

I live in LA dude ladders are only used here to fix street lights and you can use scissors to cut the grass since the only grass your gonna be getting is the illegal kind lol

anonymousgirl90210

Umm... sure go ahead.. just bring it back in good condition :-)

mexme

Sure. And a cup of sugar too.

squigglethecow

Sure just dont break it

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safety deposit, first last months rent, drivers license, first born son, and blank check would be fine

I'm a good neighbor but if you don't return my stuff you will have to say hello to my little friend.

Hannerz

no thanks I don't know where you live

#1 Raider Fan

Sure I'll be your neighbor. You can borrow my lawn mower but you have to put gas in it and I would lend you my ladder but it's all rusty and I wouldn't want you to get hurt.

Pscho

I could be your neighbor,
I could loan you my "step" ladder, as far as a lawn mower goes, will my goat do?

*wink*, I live in a hi rise :)

raichasays

1) Not voluntarily. 2) Maybe, where are you now? 3) No, I don't own those things.

trybeingobjective

go buy your own

mamacedar

Like I have learned (the hard way!) to say...
"If you have got nerve enough to ask,
I have got nerve enough to say NO!!!"

Police Explorer

yes only if you return it the same day, if you don't we could have some serious problems.

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