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BIG PROBLEM PELASE HELP ME?

I am 18 and my boyfriend edward wants to get married to me but the problem is hes a vampire what do i do
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Haha lmao im so hyper so i decided to ask a really stupid question :P

Im actually not that obsessed with twilight, I am just like really hyper so yea.. :P lol


    




bobbobby
Stab him with a silver stake. With a hammer like in van halen


z.baker82
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I don't think vampire exist. He is probably pulling your leg.


Xeltentat
Please.. Please..
Save us all some time and fall into a well

People like you bother me..


ragensan592
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You are obsessed with twilight and all the other books, so ask a real question will ya.


HappyHolidays!
go to hollywood and make a movie and you will be rich and famous!!


heyheyhey!
okay heres what you do.
GET A LIFE!



With love/

ME


Zenit A.
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pickles and mayonnaise


happy holidays
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lol


Tori
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Run!


2sexy4this
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lol


dotripleg
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Stab him in the heart with a stake, shoot him with silver bullets and get some suntan lotion. Dumbass!!
http://www.helpmemypcdied.com/


free to live
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I say marry him lol , and is your name Bella lol?


brown sugar
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put a stake in his heart


Shelby
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!
sorry, im just tired of obsessive freaks.. =_=


peru_gurl_16
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Wow Are You Serious?


Tee Hee
Ha ha ha real funny.


HairyPits
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girl ive been through datt!
i have bf named edward too
holla backgirl
marry him... let him bite you... and then youll FINALLY be pretty


Father Sun
If he were a vampire, you would already be one. Have you been in Twilight too much lately?


bajaricky
First toss away all that unneeded sun tan
lotion
2nd apply very seductive perfume behind
the ears and neck area
3d Search for a king size coffin
4th remember no garlic or salt products
crosses No holy crosses in the house
5th some good dental floss and mouthwash

These actions should help for a blissful
marriage bestwishes


..
..um, i dont see the problem.


Caleb F
lol


kattastrofee
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you are to into twilight. get over it, its just a movie, a pretty damn good movie, but dont let it take over your life, thats pathetic. as far as your boyfriend being a vampire, maybe you should ask your therapist what you should do...


Drew
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i dunno


mario
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umm...yeh just marry him an get him to turn you into a vampire too...cos if you really love him...you wont mind being a vampire either


Kissy Misty
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Are you serious...well whats his vampire problem...or are you a troll?


♫♪MusicGirl♫♪
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Damn you're lucky =]


Joe.R
Hook him up with Elvira.


HelpingHand
You can set up a small camera or alarm at night to make sure he doesn't bite you. Or maybe if he bites you can both be vampires and you would have nothing to worry about from now on.


Nikki!
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Marry him before someone else gets him.. or he gets them!!


sunny
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GARLIC, STAKE THROUGH HIS HEARTT, RUN RUN RUNNNN





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