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Kemodo 344â„¢
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i think someone is telling porkies |
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RHONDDA B
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I will come and bake you fity cakes then guess what....? I'll ram them all down your neck you lazy git! |
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wolfwagon2002
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sounds like you have not brought her flowers recently to show your appriciation for the cakes |
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HyAnCnY
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Hmmmm....finally, someone who has learned to penetrate this world's parallel universe! Greetings! On this planet men who wish to eat cakes and also maintain a functioning jaw learn to tie their own aprons.
You were good for a chuckle though... |
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Mummy to Dillon Blake
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I hope your joking...
and if your not I hope she knows where the poisons kept... |
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Sophiesmom
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Watch out for that E-Lax cake... |
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loli
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she's trying to help reduce the running tummy you've been having lately darling!!! |
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Marina
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Make your own cakes! If you can read, you can follow a recipe. |
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greysrule
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Are you for real?? if you are rich enough to have servants then they should do it!Thats what they are there for and also why cant you bake ya own stupid cakes!! |
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laplandfan
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If I was your wife i would make you a delicious custard tart with a luscious lemon custard filling and lashings of whipped cream on the top.
I would eagerly await your arrival home with it all nice and ready for you...and then splat it in your kisser!!!! *LOL* |
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Aly M
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First stop lying (even if it's a funny one)! Secondly, who cares ... |
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ukgeoff36
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The more generous you are the less power you have and more will be wanted and expected. The less you give, the greater your power and little will be expected. Very often, not an absolute rule. My dear wife behaves wonderfully and the reason is she has a Master, I physically chastise her when her levels of production slip and I praise her and spoil her when she is obedient. It has become somewhat of a game, there are times when she may feel she needs taking in hand and her behaviour slides down that slippery slope, when that happens, she is dealt with accordingly, thrashed and used but often enjoyed. It has kept a sparkle in our marriage and a proper sense of order. I hope this in some way shows you the path ahead. I hope you have not been so slack that things have gone too far and it is too late. Lots of luck. |
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lilmissdisorganised
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Your wife recently asked me where she can get arsenic would you believe? |
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Teri ann Sensible.
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Hear! Hear!. She should certainly make you cakes and 50 is a reasonable amount to expect her to bake.Make sure she makes them by the creaming method as they taste lighter!!! |
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Teegan S
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I can see what you are trying to say, I think? I make things for my husband, he doesn't ask me to, I just do it as a sign of my love for him. It's almost like a treat for him and I've put my love into it. It's a sweet gesture. Obviously people have forgotten about the small things about showing you care and love them. Of course you should give something back if she does do this for you, but I understand how this simple gesture would mean to you. |
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bob f
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boring as hell l get real please |
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leece
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if that's the case then the wife should insist on you fixing the gutters and mow the lawn, what good is a man who refrains from the manly jobs? lol |
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momwiththreeangels
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wow is this the stone age? You can't make your own cakes? You have servants? She should live the relaxed life too.:) |
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Sailon
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What -are you livin in the days of Gone with the Wind ?
Get with the times Bud !! |
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nkemnonchalant
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Eh! Did u marry her just to be bakin cakes for u? Be real. |
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Jeanne M
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Maybe she's too busy sweeping out the chimney. Ya think? |
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Orla C
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You're so naughty, Shaft, welcome back!
You are Shaft, right? |
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catmoosebear
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She won't make your cakes! How selfish. |
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joanne s
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Is she your wife or your slave, have you ever tried making her a cake for a change. She is your wife don't you think she has enough to do without spending an afternoon baking at your insistance. |
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Louise C
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The servants should make the cakes. Your wife's job is to eat them. |
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autumn
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maker her a deal ... she can make you cakes and you can make her pies ... are you serious ? lol |
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est
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if thats all you have to worry about... you must have a wonderful life.... |
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snapesistas
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This just goes to show that she doesn't really love you and is just with you because you have money. |
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reggie
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The servants should not be baking cakes for you, that's Cook's job. Think it's your wife's job to eat your cake |
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