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Does this make my *** look big? She wouldn't stop asking! So I told her the truth...?

Flowers or candy? Which is better?


    




Tyrannic French Toast
Just ditch her. Such a hot commodity like yourself shouldn't be with some 5-cheeseburger-eating wildebeest anyway. You need a smaller woman who can appreciate your discerning eye.


tesla_morris
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Well, not candy after you told her she is fat!


♥ ♥HONESTY RULES♥♥
Well not the candy... she will get more mad at that one.

♥


kerilyn (RIP Nolte)
I do believe that BOTH are appropriate in this situation...what where you thinking man?!? lol


Maxwell's Hammer
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Hydroxy Cut


Dr. Z
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flowers and a tredmill,,,,,hahahahahaha that would be great


Bl♥ndy: Original Recipe
Flowers. Candy will make her bum look even bigger.


sparkwing_dimond
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a night on the town. next time she asks say no baby and give her a hug and a kiss and maybe grab her butt. show her that your interested. she wont ask as often.


jdgothtech
Neither, if she does not want the truth then she should not ask, why would she want you to lie to her, and just because you said it was, does not mean that she is not pretty to you still.... Women are fun.


lornb85
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Haha, I always ask my bf that and he tells me the truth, sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.... it's so much better than hearing the same old "no darling" "no sweetie"

I would get her a card and tell her how much you adore her Bhind! Comedy is the way forwards on this!!!


A M
Flowers.


♥STREAKER♥©℗†
LMAO! You should Know better thanto answer a loaded question like this one. Your dammed if you do and dammed if you don't. I would go with the flowers since she knows her @## is big, you really don't want to add to that now do you?


miss_gorgeous_eyes
She should have been prepared for the truth. If you're gonna ask a question you should be prepared for the truth, she should have thought about that. If you feel like you need to apologize for telling the truth go with flowers


The Notorious P.I.G
Brng both, giver her the flowers and eat the candy n front of her, after all, she needs to stop blaming it on the jeans


Yevatron ~Believe!~
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Flowers

It would be ironic if you got her candy after calling her fat... LOL


Major Trrrouble - KMA >:-)
Dude, wow, I'm surprised you're even alive to post on here today, lol!! Get the flowers, she'll be paranoid to eat the candy after that remark ;)


mom-4
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She shouldn't have asked if she was gonna be offended by your answer at least you told her the truth


tennisgirly32
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flowers...if you told her that her butt looked big, why give her sugary sweets? thats dumb..


Rebecca W
A membership to the local gym! Just kidding, although it would serve her right for being obtuse.


~I'm Your Mom, Ask Me ~
flowers so romantic to see a guy holding flowers in his hand for me.


samurai girl
Both and you groveling on your knees for forgiveness. Think of all the money and aggravation you could have saved if you just lied and left the room.


3210dotsfire
i love your humor.

I feel sorry for men. some women are nuts.


tulipinthesnow
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BOTH


VillageGirl
You're not going to get off that easy, sorry. When she asks you that question all she wants to hear is "No, baby, you look HOTTT!"

Now you're going to have to take her out to buy new clothes. That's the only way to make her feel better. :)


Ol' Dirrrtty Sanchez
... the truth being that it wasn't the clothing that made her a** look big?


c00l


latinremired
Daaa.. you give her flowers then tell her that you like a big a$$


John R
If you said yes, then you had better get both of them.


Seth ...DILF-to-be...HaHaHa :)
You should have said "no that dress doesn't make your @ss look fat honey, your fat makes you look fat"

lol


vince
The problem wasn't in ur honest answer, but in the way u answered it.
Now if u had said, "Yes, and woman, its getting me HOT!!!!! I wonder what her reaction would have been.

Keep me posted ;).





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