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puffy
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No Maj, Phil is a great laugh, tells it how it is and be damned!
Take a hip flask with you, I would LOVE to hear what he has to say pissed!
Bow curtsey etc... |
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Judy the Wench
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Duct tape? |
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silly billy
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have you considered that he may have some undiagnosed medical condition. only a thought. |
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Curlylox
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A gag |
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aimeuk23
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Lol I feel for you. He's just different to the people you get on with try not to take much notice of it other people probably dont. |
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♥ ♥ Miranda ♥ ♥
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buy him a hand held sudoku computer game then when any thing important is happening he will be concentrating on that and not getting into trouble |
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paula p
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have you told him of your embarrassment, he may not be aware he is doing anything wrong.
I felt my ex husband was an embarrassment but that was when I had no feelings left for him for him at all.
Maybe you should call it a day you take some one on for better or for worse but then life with someone you dont love is not worth it. |
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gmconlan
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Leave him at home. |
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<fish_me>
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tell him that you will not feed him if he will not stop! hehe..
maybe you just tell him how he embarrass you whenever he will "say" something that is not so appropriate. communication and being honest (just tell in the very nice way) will be the key. |
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mz.thang
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well you cant keep him quite outside the house but you can talk to him and let him know what he does is not cool is might not know are relize that he's doing that |
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Jennifer L
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mine is like that sometimes too. He has a tendency to lie a lot and/or exaggerate on things to make himself look better... and he does it speaking so loud so a deaf person on the other side of the country can hear too. It's even more embarrassing when you know the other people know it's a lie he is telling.
the only way to keep him quiet is to leave him at home, duct tape his mouth shut or keep shoving food in his face so he can't talk. |
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TANNER GIRL
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TAPE HIS MOUTH SHUT.. AND I BET HE WILL KEEP IT CLOSE..... |
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MILLIE
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give him a slap |
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Jan
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pretend your`e not with him. |
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frankie
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lol... at least he does not beat you. so count your blessings |
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sexonsight
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Cut out his tongue. This one always work
The second one is to learn to respect him for who he is. Remember you were married for better or for worse.This is the test.
Sorry you did not find out all this before you got married. |
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Kel Kel
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im goin through the same problem with a friend of mine. ask him to be quiet every once in a while, but in a nice way. dont pull the old, "its not u, its me" thing. |
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Miss Behavin
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Oh I know, this is such a testing trial for one. No point in going back to China again - and it;s not as though he can get lawst in the grynds anymore now that Orrible man blair has gone and banned Hunting. Perhaps you could send him fishing and arrange for a mysterious accident with a butler and a pound of bait. No, on second thoughts that may just appeal to the baser natures of the gutter press. Such a challenge for one, an Orrible Usband. Could you lock him in the servants quarters? Suggest that he has gawn ga ga? Just an idea - I find it works quite well . Good luck and Gawd bless you maam! |
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Gartenzwerg
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Dose him up with some Benadryl, so he falls asleep. Then go out with out him.
If hes still awake when you go, give him a few drinks at the party and he should pass out, just remember to prop him up on the couch. You dont want him laying about on the floor where someone might trip on him. |
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Hannah
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Tell him so, so he knows to make the effort. |
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Crazy Taurus
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Turn the tables on him and reveal some embarrasing things about him while hes around. If he gets pissed, then remind him of aaallll the things hes said thats turned you red. |
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Douglas D
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If he embarrasses you so much, why don't you put a dog collar on his neck, with a leash, & you can give the leash a good yank everytime he opens his mouth.
There is that the kind of advice you were looking for?
I always love it when a woman marries a man that she really knows that she can't live with, but does it anyway, thinking that she can change him.
Well honey, the only one that you have control over is YOU. So either learn to live with him, or learn to live without him. |
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cheekyegg
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throw spears at him |
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yakity_one
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Did it ever occur to you that just maybe he doesn't like going to these functions and says things that may cause you to leave him home next time?
You might ask him if he would rather stay home. |
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taz
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gag him or stich his mouth up |
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jackbauer
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The president (bush) embarrasses us all the time! and his press secretary covers it up very quickly.
So my advise is to be a competent press secretary and be ready to put out those fires when he opens up his mouth. I have a sister just like him and there is simply no cure. They just can't control themselves. |
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Eldude
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Get a t-shirt that says. "I'm with stupid" |
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Avalon
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at least you have a hubbie to get embarrased about |
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Professor okunlola olusoji
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if you cant divioce him dont do any illegal action that could make him walk a far distance at home.pray for him or when you see that he is in need of what he dont have call him and tell him that you can give it to him if he promise to stop all the emmbarassing act and let the promises be written down. |
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menguss
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do to him what he does to you just one time and see how he likes it, and when he does not tell him to grow up and knock it off, if he is so insecure that he feels he has to embarras u tell him you dont want to go out in public anymore, and dont, find sumthin better to do |
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Jazzy
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when your are in functions...............you should embarrass him tell every one he is not your husband... |
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