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Help, my wife is a rooster, what should I do?

She rules the coop and dominates the chickens but never lays any eggs. What should I do with her?


    




KingAndrew
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You make chicken noodle soup. There is no reason to be feeding and caring for a non-producing chicken.


Big J
Does she wake you up at sunrise as well?


moonstruck ★ prefers her lips
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Roosters are male.

*edit*

Ok...so you're married to your c*ck.


Willie J
You made you bed now sleep in it!


kitkat
take good care of her.


Oly
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wtf??? She's a man.


Horse Up
Put her in a **** fight!


Kelly B
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Chicken dinner tonight?


nytengayle13
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Roosters are male, that's why your getting no eggs! Trade him in for a hen!!


neni
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Do you know where your chicken has been?
Just like the commercial on tv


John
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gho gho li gho gho..........





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