Hey i got caught in this embarressing sitution! can u relate to this?

wishingstar5555

You poor misguided Bastarrrrrrrrrrrrrrd. Never try that with a terrier they will rat on you every time !

WAFFEN SS

A dog?
and people think im strange

liason

don't sweat it. i am sure she does the same thing when you're not home. just make some jokes about it. if she isn't some crazy contol freak it should be fine. lol. good luck with that one!

mamsy0

well dont you think she should it would upset me to if i caught my husband doing that

jamie

i do this all the time , its quite natural !

julie

couldn't you wait for your wife to get home.

luvlisteningtomusic

This has to be a joke but hey you never know. If not your a dog molester.

Biggy

Before divorce make sure you serve her well

elb366

let me say this....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:-) Oooops, Y don't you ask her to try it before she divorces you, if she likes it then it could be a thing you share!!! (for all the people who will be outraged by my answer - that was sarcasm!)

Daniel H

Some people just have no sense of humor. That's all she's worried about?

jimmy.parker06

The only way to make sure the terrier never cheats on her again is to divorce you....LOL

Heaven26

What type of freaky deaky shiiit are you into to? You probably made her think of all sorts of things about you. Like if you let a dog lick something off of you, you might be gay. I'd divorce your @ss too.

DAVID R

just make sure the dog is well fed

I like it hardcore!

whoops

bibhu65

It is embarrassing for you but not a great new thing you did. Many men and women have some unnatural fantasies they carry in their mind. So do not feel sorry. Share your other fantasies with your wife where some may be awesome and some may make both of you closer than ever. Above all both of you should be cool and accept each other to the fullest. Then only both of you will enjoy the life. Otherwise life will be a battlefield where both of you wold be meeting each other as oponents.

...huh...

LOL, dang you are a freak. I think thats animal cruelty.

That's animal cruelty giving that dog all them calories

HOPE

You know, you are just weird. So tell us...how sick did the dog get?

yaktur

Yea, if I was your wife, I'd want a divorce too.

That's just sick! Go see a psychiatrist.

marie m

Oh I am so sorry for your trouble, but that is the funniest thing I heard in a while!

If she wants a divorce over a bit of a farce like this, maybe she was just looking for an excuse to get divorced?

home town hero

welll, it was all good untill your dog comes nd licks you off itz bestality man, plus i think your wife overreaceted a bit well shes freaked mann but u gotta prove to her you've never done it before, then u gotta ask for forgevnice and you gotta make sure you dont do anything stupid so good luck wit tht eh