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simple_dimples21
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tell her when she's in a good mood. but she will still get angry at u. |
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~NIKKI~
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What a loser
Troll
I actually think that i would have more respect for a person that this has actually happened to than someone that pretends it has happened to them just to get people's reactions. At least that person with the addiction to strippers has a life other than playing on the internet making stuff up |
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missnasa2001
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You're prolonging the punch, which means it's probably gonna hurt worse when she finally gives it to you. If you're addicted to booze and/or strippers, I'm sure she's already figured you out. I'm sure it's not the first time she's had to put up with you. Why not get some help. Your wife doesn't deserve all that. |
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primalclaws1974
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Can't you make up something a little better than this or are you limited by your imagination that much? |
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ghandi
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get her drunk take her out to the country side and dump her .
the next day when she comes back home ask her where the car is and ha ha ! your off the hook or she dont come back and ha ha ! your off the hook.
best answer me thinks
thank you
NEXT |
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Avelyn
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(grumble, mumble)
OFF with his head!! |
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Joner469
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hahahahahahahha
im sorry mate |
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specialangel87
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Are you kidding? I don't know why she stays with you. You didn't sell the car by mistake. She may not know about the strippers but she must know about the booze. She shouldn't hit--she should throw your a** out as fast as she can. |
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EyeSpy
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Tell her exactly the truth and finish it by saying..."Honey, on the brighter side, since we don't have a car anymore, I won't be able to get to the liquor store and the strip club, so the problem has been fixed!" |
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Supersport
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A phone call. |
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Wellu
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Very irresponsible behaviour. You deserve to be bashed not just hit by her.
When are you going to grow up and realise that booze is not getting you anywhere? And the strippers..... they are all the same, just out to get your cash.
Do you have kids? and if yes, this is definately not the best example you are giving them.
Now just be a man and be honest with her, and most important of all CHANGE YOUR LIFE and be grateful for what you have. |
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TRIKER CHICK
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If your man enough to go to strip joints, and getting yourself pissed, then you should be man enough to stand up to your wife and tell her the truth. |
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bob f
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nope your idiot just come clean & beg her to forgive man oh man you do us men no favours in the eyes of women learn from this ask your wife to strip for you good luck |
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diquarry
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not that i can think of! diane. |
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KT
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In a full suit of armour - cause that's what your gonna need!! |
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♥HOpIn4A2008BabY♥
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LOL You got problems... In a way I dont believe ur story but if u do have an addiction to strippers why r u married? Atleast the booze is cleaning out ur kidneys.. I'd be more worried bout ur wife hitting u... Cos what u done was STUPID!
good luck |
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teeth hoover
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Lol!!!! Tell her it was stolen maybe? Best of luck and i hope she doesn't hit you. No, actually, i hope she does! Lol :-) |
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CableMan
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leave a note and act like you didnt do it! |
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?
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I hope she beats your A**!! |
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USAF SSGT WIFEY
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omg r u serious |
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Tigger
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omg u deserve to be hit darlin! |
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SLINKY
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Just say "What car?" Then if she says "you know that car what we used to have but dont have anymore for some unknown reason?" Then you say "I dunno, I was drunk and being sat on by a tart at the time". If she really loves you she will understand. |
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TERRY T
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Hi there im the guy you sold the car too--nice motor thanks---Are you aware that you left a membership card in the clove box--Some place in Soho where the gents come first!!!! also a dozen bottles of cheap RED in the boot --be okay for cooking i guess!!! |
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Lady Ida Hunter Downe
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap8W2_HKiX.MRVB.J3Mn4nekOhh.;_ylv=3?qid=20071225040437AAC0v7F
Revenge is sweet! |
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Gidget
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Two points for me then. |
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Anna B
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Be honest!! Tell her what you did,she will find out anyways and it will be worse,if she hears it from someone else. What do you want to be alone for the rest of your life ? With only the bottle to keep you warm? Its a rough life being an alcoholic.I wouldn't blame your wife at all for being pissed!!!Strippers only use you for money,They don't love you.Wives love you unconditionally even if you are broke. You really should consider going to AA and a marriage counselor.You really have a problem if you sell your car for alchol and strippers.You really betrayed your wife.She may never forgive you.I hope you are honest with her about this.She might forgive you if you make an effort to quit.Good Luck!!! |
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MikeD2
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Buy me a drink and book an ambulance and I'll do it for you. |
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