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acmeraven
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Fill out an organ donor card for him, get him drunk and rent him the fastest motorbike you can find. |
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G-Man
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Seek therapy for co-dependence to learn how to set boundaries and keep him at least that far away. |
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Steve T
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move and don't tell him where you're going. |
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WyoHunter
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Get a restraining order. |
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musiclicker
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Its not him! It's you for letting him stay there. Put his stuff on the porch, change the locks, and get a restraining order against him. Don't try to do something stupid, as this will back fire on you, and you will have regrets. If he is still there, then I blame you. Yeah you!!! Maybe he's waiting for you to leave? Who's place is it anyway, yours or his? What if he is hoping you would disappear into thin air? What I'm saying is; every story has two sides, and you come off just a little funny. Funny enough for the police to wonder why you would make a statement such as you do. I sure hope nothing happens to this guy, as I'm sure you would be the first person they would look at. On the other hand, if you are on the up and up, why haven't you took action to have him legally remove from the place? Something is not right here. I hope you get what you deserve, and I don't mean that in a bad way.
Good Luck!!! |
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h2o
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Tie him to a chair and sing to him for 3 hours non stop or if you are a good singer stick the "Birdy Song" on repeat if that doesnt get him away i dont know what will!! Good luck |
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EMMA©
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kick him out |
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asker 50
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put all of his stuff outside. get a restraining order. problem sloved. |
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anjali_luckygirl
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hey u think ones then u can go 4 others sugetions |
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Stumpy
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Injunction |
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giggles38uk
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Do you have children with him?
seek professional help,good luck |
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koolkatt
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Take up witchcraft, put a spell on him and turn him in to poo. If that fails get a lawyer. |
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twinsters
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that's your fault why are you still living together, that's nuts. get shot of him.... |
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debbie anne
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Well if you have kids good luck wait till they are older if not tell him to rack off if he wont contact the police tell him you will have to contact the police if he keeps harassing you . He will do one of two things leave you alone or force you to contact them of course moving away is always an option, but that just depends how bad you want or need to get away from him good luck and take care. |
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PAUL M
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If you have really divorced him then he is not your husband - problem solved. You may need to think about how to make your ex-husband disappear into thin air, the quickest way is using explosives, if you are prepared to wait you could use a bath of stong acid (remember to use gloves). |
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All I have to do is dream...
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Do the old Looney Tunes bit. "Come on! Let's go on a picnic!" and then leave him there. |
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Tina Enchantress
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Not sure of the whole story, but it seems to me that you keep letting him back in. You sure your not depending on this relationship? Be honest with yourself and be strong, keep saying no and keep the door firmly locked, don't speak to him unless it's to tell him "no" and "to go away". If you refuse to play the game he has to get the message, I know it's not easy but be firm, set non negiotiable boundaries, not even "yeah ok, just one night". I'm sure your a strong independent woman... right.. start acting like one and kick him into touch! |
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pomme_blanche_2004
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If he won't go, then either get a restraining order or change the locks.
Alternatively move away yourself. |
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Peloubet
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Go to the courts and get a restraining order. Then call the police. Let them do the work for you. |
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Sly_Old_Mole
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Tell him you've got Aid's & watch him run....................... |
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alina d
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Who would "buy" a man like that :) |
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dan s
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change the locks, get a restraining order, and make sure the house is in your name, if he comes in or tries to break in the call the police, again and again. |
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Huey from Ohio
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Carry a magic wand in your purse and every time you see him, wave it in his face and shout, "disappear into thin air!". At least he will think you are crazy and leave you alone. |
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Jayne 2 (LMHJJ)
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Tell him your gay |
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dragonfly
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Don't know a foolproof way of getting rid of an X hubby, and believe me I have though of alot of VERY interesting scenarios!
But when you find out - let me know!!! |
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precious_52806
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since you both divorced sounds to me the both of you is still living under one roof one of you needs to move out and in the said event your ex isn't living with you - you need to get a restraining order |
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lodeemae
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get a restraining order and move if you have to. the thing is to stay away from him.
get a restraining order and make the cops stick to it. |
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golden
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hey boo, for future reference before you submit a ? over look it an make sure it's not a ? that can be misinterpreted. your ? is very ?able |
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trixyt1
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Get a court order against him, restraining order. Move house, dont tell him where you're going. When he's not around just pack your things and leave. But to be honest why should you go, when he's the problem. He should be the one leaving.
Yip Restaining order is probably the best thing! Or report him, and make him get locked up for longer. Why is he so terrible anyway? |
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2sweet4u
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I can sum this up for you. Honey you need to move on because we're no longer together. Now honey we can do this 2 ways by choice or by force. Good Luck! |
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superboredom
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get a magician, and make him disappear. lol |
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