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Caus
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she went for 'onions' you say? |
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Laura H
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She met a younger, more attractive man and is running away with him... she will never come back.. |
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scotty
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she's playing with the squash |
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Harold T
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you dont know she spending all your money sorry |
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GC_RiotGrl_879
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calm down
she probably realized she wanted more stuff and shes getting a lil more food calm urself |
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Stephanie H
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she's left you for another woman |
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Goodspeed
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The answer lies with when she returns and she needs your help to bring in the groceries...a women never can go into a store especially a grocery store and only buy one item..not if they have money in their pocket...so my bet is she is looking at everything and buying more than just onions. |
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Danette
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Well how long was she gone if it has been more than a few days chances are she left you! What did you do! |
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toothpick
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she stuck in a middle of long long queue. |
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john bon jovis aunties cousin
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Because I'm currently banging her silly.
Hang on a minute, nn....nnnnn....nnnnnnnrgh.......AAAAAaaa...
Phew.
OK... she's on her way back now. I'd say give her about 10 mins.
She's got great **** by the way. |
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Forlorn Hope
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She's paying the shop keeper in kind...
And he is hung like a donkey and making her squeal!!! :D
Thems some good onions... |
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♥Miss X♥
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i think this goes for almost everybody that grocery shops.... you go in for one thing and you end up with a cart load! it's just how it is, you always find something else you need and you just keep adding to the list... so don't worry |
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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she ran off with the french onion seller |
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floppity
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Someone at the store fainted in the line and threw up all over the sweets at the counter, so while all the shop assistents were helping him and cleaning up the sick and stuff, all the other customers just had to wait. She'll be back soon, don't worry. |
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Anon
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Is she back yet? If not then I doubt she's left you...now you can begin to worry! |
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hawthorn330
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maybe there is a queue in the shop lol |
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sammii
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shes prolly gunna come bak with 764813654 bags of stuff!! |
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Adorable Mrs
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perhaps she is chatting with her long-lost friend and so coincidence that they met up for coffee.. be patience and she will be back soon. |
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Fergy
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You ever hear the story about the guy who went out to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back? Well, have you? How long she been gone anyway? Relax, you know how much fun you can have while she is away? Deny everything though when she gets back. hehehe |
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ella
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how long she been gone if its over 24 hours you should ring the police something could of happened but if shes only been a couple of hours she told you she was bying onions but actually went shoe shopping lol |
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Pari
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there is a thing called cell phone make good use of it! I am quite sure she has one right so call her to see why she has not come home yet! |
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BAG LADY
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SHE HASNT SPENT ALL YOUR MONEY YET. |
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(:♥TayLee♥:)
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most woman love to shop |
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Harris
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She stopped by the local designer shoe store, and is having a dozen pairs handmade. |
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Ade Babe
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She is just putting her knickers back on and should be back with in about 5 minutes. I live just up the road from you! |
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briangimma
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did she tell you that she was going for spanish onions. |
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Nece
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how old are you? |
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snorlaxjen
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we women hardly go out and buy just one thing - and we tend to forget what we're going for in the 1st place |
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fantasy
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She went for onions, but found a huge Italian sausage. Now, she is devouring that sausage in the alley. Sorrry, man, and you thought onions would make you cry. |
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badgerbadger
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She met a friend and they've gone for coffee. |
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