How do I train my husband to sleep at the foot of the bed?

Underwater Angel

Satin sheets!
I bought a pair thinking wow, this will be romantic. Heck you cant keep your pillows on the darn things. You slip and slide all over. It would be easy to wait till your hubby falls asleep and maneuver him with your feet right down to the foot of the bed! But be careful cause if you push too hard he will shoot across the room and land in that pile of dirty laundry by the bedroom door!

hazeyoutside

tell him you'll wake him up with a BJ if he does it

Jillann?

Beat him.

Make him a little nest of blankets to curl up in down there. He'll get the hint!

Marcella

Put a treat on the end of the bed. ;]

readupmore.

There are web sites that offer dominatrix training. That's for you. Then you will know how to train your husband.

Trina

Lemme know when you find out. Thanks for the points though.

Play nice, children

Chain him to the footboard, reward him with a milkbone.

And get him neutered while you're at it.

cool

make his favourite dish jay jay, then he will listen to you.
bribe jay jay bribe

brendie

sounds like with you he would be safer at the foot of the bed.

Nicole F

get a dog and let him have his pillow!

tommysgirl

Wow, that's a tough one. I'm still trying to get mine to pick up his balls ( think underwear) and retrieve his socks!

kip

leave potato chips nailed to the floor at that end of the bed, he'll probably fall asleep with his hand in them

Tay :)

First you have to put a leash on him, and have him grow a tail.
Barking may be helpful as well.

Bill C

You've got quite a sense of humor ;-)

2Cheh

If your feet are that cold as him to make a hot water bottle up for you before you go to bed.
Or put your ice cold feet on his back so he has to sleep at the end to avoid them.

jboufe

beat em wit a paddle

Sarah(:

that's the funniest thing i've heard today.

:D

random and unique

your husband is not an animal or your pet.

Dani

you shouldn't have to, get a dog....

Kaycie J

Lol

You cant, that's just mean. Kinda funny, but still mean.

Mike T

You are so bad. He deserves better.

johnson

why would you want his to sleep at the foot of yer bed?! is yer husband lik a dog er sumthn?!

midnightwolf99_2000

You can't train your husband to do that. That is considered abusive and controlling behavior. Your husband should be able to sleep wherever he pleases. You cannot control him. If You really love him you wouldn't do that to him. Your husband is not a dog.

styrckt

you obviously don't understand the meaning of "honor and obey"
your the one who should be at the end of the bed thankfully kissing his feet

Ms. Diva

you sleep at the foot of the bed and then he will join you

bms

What a silly question?
You sleep at the foot of the bed,he will soon join you.

gladewalker69

I think the question should be why the hell is he with you.

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