How do i get my wife to have a shower?

Snizz -o- Shower

Actually my delicious piece of man haggis, it's you that reeks.
You actually just smell yourself!
Remember when we had you neutered? And you haven't been yourself ever since.

Voldemort

woot gasmask
invite some people over to tell her how much she smells

take her swimming...
when she's sleeping wash her...
put a diamond at the bottom of a swimming pool and tell her to go get it

Brian

Time for a trip to the nearest loch - remember your bathing costumes :)

The Americans will be reporting sightings of a mysterious Scottish monster, Mrs SM could sell the story to the Sun

plato

Oh just get in with her you know your inseparable lol-don't bend over though lol
Sorry that's the whiskey talking!

bearsmith90

SM you are looking a gift horse in the mouth. When you want a night out throw a bucket. She goes to mommys and your out the door. Think man.
But if you insist take her out back and give the hose. Oh the water hose. The other one later.

The Doctor

If you're being serious then tell her the truth.

If you're not, then you have a weird sense of humour ...

~suki~ â™¥

LOL, i'm creased up here reading some of the answers!!!
Just fill a bath with lots of fragrant bubble bath. Pretend it's for you and get her to come and see all the lovely big bubbles. Tell her to bend over to smell the fragrance and 'accidentally' push her in! Take her clothes off so she can enjoy a 'nice soak', then get the yard brush to her -- job done!! ;D

sosgez

Get her sandblasted.

Bludnut

I WOULD OF BEEN OUT OF THAT DOOR YEARS AGO...YUKK

~ Snizz ~

Take her through the carwash in a convertible!!!

:)

Personally I think she's just trying to keep you away from her. She says you keep dry humping her all day long!!!

lucylocket7258

It doesn't matter how much you love someone...., I think part of any relationship is having good body hygeine. . .I would not have it any other way and if my man didn't shower daily, I wouldn't be around for long. I would come out and just tell her, "she stinks" and if she don't like it, too bad...Don't beat around the bush, just say it. . . . .

45 auto

You must be kidding>Why would you want to be around stinky> Call it a day> Today>

S&H

Nicki C

lol, jeyes and loads of it

*â™¥* donna *â™¥*

Get her to sunbathe and stick the hose on her.

Guardian angel

Get her out in the garden and hose her down,preferably with a jet-wash.

Baldy Coyote

You've got to be having a laugh !!

Kyle_Abby

Tell her to take a shower and see how she reacts to that.

Whipass Chick

PMSL, get a dettol bath ran for her!

joe

u and ur misses are having a laugh

Lady Isis

I would not worry that much. If it's been 5yrs just wait another 5 and she will be that crusty you can just pick her up and shut her in the shed !!!!! LMAO.

Heyy Heyy

Is this a joke?

why does she not shower ? :S

Tryed asking whyy ?

Thatsweirdd

Abby Normal

I think you should buy a cheese grater.

uDoNtKnOwMe

eew. just tell her the truth.

Iâ™¥Strawberrys

eww, u should seriously buy a paddling pool and fill it with water and make her go in it and add soap!!!!!!!

The Soul Provider

first of all I'm revolted by this.

This might be, no, this is grounds for an immediate dissolution of your marriage.

Hose that woman down. Then tie her down and sit her in a steaming hot tub of water filled with organic disenfectant as not to harm her. Let her soak for about an hour. Then take her to the hospital to be professionaly cleaned.

goodies make the boys jump on it

for real i think you just playin but if not ask her to take a shower with you haha that might get her to take one

Scarlatti

Did you marry your dog?

Pegs are cheaper. Perhaps a souwester and a pair of marigolds as well.

Don't forget the rubber wellies

Gotcha

Be careful what kind you buy because some of them have asbestos in them.

â‚Sun_Is_Shiningâ‚

Chloroform her and wash her. It's the only way...........

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