How do i pretend to cheat?

Josie

I am sorry that your husband has put you through so much, and I understand your feelings of wanting to get back at him. In the long run though, how is doing this going to help make your relationship stronger with your husband? It just may make it worse. You may want to take a few days somewhere by yourself, and think about where you want your life to go from this point. Do you really want to spend the rest of your life being hurt by your husband, and trying to hurt your husband? Is your husband ever going to change, or is he going to keep hurting you? If their is hope for him to realize the error of his ways, you should seek marital counseling and a healthy way to deal with your very legitimate feelings of anger. If he is not able or willing to show more respect towards you, you have to decide if you want to spend the rest of your life with someone that shows little respect to your feelings, or if you want to cut your losses and move on with your life with out him. If you start to play games with him, you will be making it more difficult for the two of you to come to a mutual respect for each other. If it is all ready over in your opinion, don't waste time playing games. Life is too short to waste it on an unhealthy relationship, besides; you may miss the opportunity to meet a real great guy while you are focusing on these games with your husband. You deserve to be happy, not stuck in a vicious game of revenge. Good luck!!!

Achha Admi Buddha Admi

Just do it.
If you cannot, forget about it.

Kat

your stepping on dangerous territory

kristy

you can make him think that you like his best friend

Laura D

Come on now, that's acting a bit too juvenile. You are way too young to be married then if you need to act like that.

Angel Eve

Make plans/ break them. Go out late and stay out all night/dont answer the phone when he calls. Or if you do answer, be in a really loud place and say you cant hear him. If he asks you where you were, just say I was out. Good luck. Just remember, making him think you are cheating may ruin this relationship. So be prepared to have this backfire and lose your husband forever.

horseknickers

have a male friend call home and ask for you,or have coffee with a guy friend and get close to him when you spot your husband coming.that will really get to him.

LadyRaven

Here's some ideas:

Leave for no aparent reason, leave for hours (where he cant find you), come in the house with your hair a mess and your clothes a little dishevelved, stop showing affection, talk to him less, try not to make eye contact.

anabele6

Yes I have an idea, DON'T Do IT.

Move on with your life. Either forgive him, or divorce him.
It's not worth playing kiddy games with marriage.

danika1066

I agree with the person who said "don't do it." If you are feeling the need for this kind of attention, you should go to marriage counseling.

scarlet_bat

i dont really think this is going to help your situation but here goes....go to a pay phone and call your cell randomly, get online and send yourself more than friendly text messages. be very secretive. when out somewhere w/o him spray a bit o' male cologne on your-other guys smell. just a few ideas

CupidsTarget

you don't have to pretend you're cheating, just go out with the ladies a lot more... he'll suspect something is up and start getting jealous, whether you pretend to cheat or are just out having a girls night out... good luck!!

illiria

Completely ignore him like he doesn't even exist. Go out for a drive when you are supposed to be eating dinner together. Go away for a weekend and don't tell him where you are going.

Jeff L

send your self fake text messages and accidentally let him see them.

purplewings123

That's a terrible idea. You could make him so angry that he hurts you or gets himself in trouble trying to find out who you're with. This kind of plan always backfires and someone is hurt far more than was intended.

If you are so hurt by your husband's cheating, you would benefit much more by seeing a marriage counselor together, or even alone and talking about your feelings. You need to get out the pain and feeling of being rejected so you can move forward.

Don't get involved in revenge and childish games that can only lead to trouble. Good luck to you.

auzzimama

Get a girlfriend to set up a fake email account and email you as a man that you are having the "affair" with and let him find these emails.

atrabel

Tell him that you are going our with your friend "X" and tell her to call to your house and ask for you. When he understands that you were not with her (like you said you would) he will go completely mad.

Good luck!

the_secrets_keeper

This depends of whether he lives with you or not:
If he lives with you:
-Write down "notes" someone may have given you
-Go to the movies and buy two tickes, leave the tickets "lying around" somewhere in your house
-Buy a "men's cologne" and spray it over some of your clothes or better yet, come home smelling like it (but just a little)
-Have a company call your home/cell and when you pick up, "hang up" the call BUT PRETEND you are talkin with someone else. Say something like: Oh.. Hi!... Um, can I call you back later? .. yeah, mee too.... ok, bye!
-buy a book and have someone else write a dedicatory at the front page, something like: "to my sweet, beautiful..."

Again, this will work only if he lives with you, if he is gone, you will need a real man to get back at him

Answer

If he is such an *** then divorce him. Don't be a ***** and feck with his head.

JustMe

Your only going to make the situation a lot worse by doing this. If your husband has gotten you to a place where you want to do this I say the relationship is dead. You must have tons of resentment and hurt inside of you. You think this will make you feel better but it wont. If anything you guys should go to marriage counseling. Communication is the key here, not making him crazy.

hummingbird

Obviously he has cheated on you, just remember what he did to make you completely nuts and do those things to him.

Shilo R

Don't pretend to cheat. It's not going to help your relationship in the long run. Talk to a therapist instead to sort out your feelings.

ladyt51901

i wouldnt recommend actually cheating....but you can say "im heading to wal-mart" and stay gone 3 hours ...enough to make him worry and once you return he should question where have you been, but if he doesnt then it really doesnt seem like much of a marriage in the first place.

Smart Mark

my advice to u is not to do it at all. it will probably backfire on you
and if u do be extremely careful because guys tend to explode with anger about things like that.

eric l

Revenge is a double edged sword. Your revengefull acts will not enchance your happiness. If he is not willing to change, you need to decide if this is how you wish to live the rest of your life. If not, move on, dispite whatever fears you might have about your future.

ttazevert

Marriage isn't a game ......you should not do that. You should just sit down and talk about it. Maybe a marriage councilor. But to play these games to get back at him..........no I wouldn't do it. It may destroy your marriage.

Hi! Done this many a time... get one of your closet friends to send you email's signed from a male friend make sure you leave them for him to see or print them off and leave them lying around. Get text Messages/ phone calls - when you are with him - and tell him it was the wrong number.. Spray a different after shave from his on your clothes..Good Luck..

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