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Joe_Floggs
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Dude, you need to know the truth. How women are actually robots. They're not real. If you don't believe me, cut her arm and see if she bleeds. Doubtfull. All hot women in the world are robots controlled by American Corporations. They exist for the sole purpose of seeking out all rich men, seducing them and spending money at drone's company store, Ralph Lauren for example.
There is hope for you yet. A group of us at CalTec figured this out long ago, we thought an intelligent mind, caring nature, uncompromising passion would seduce hot women. No, we we're mistaken. When we explored women more we found a defective model, Model BABE0110, sometimes known as Pamela Anderson. Her company, Superficial Implants Corp had incorrectly assembled her and we were able to download her memory engrams to our computers. Fasicnating stuff. Turns out hot women can be programmed to be obidient but this course of action is not recommended since a sub algoritim was implanted to overide such functions. Turns out this algorithm is responisble for the gold-seeking nature of hot women and the record divorce rates.
However, there is good luck, Asia Carerra, Laetitia casta have all overidern their own programming and become sentient, caring and utterly loveable beings. All the best mate, mail me for a consultation, we'll see what we can do |
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Quasimodo
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"Questioning your authority"????
You ain't looking for a wife, you want a slave. |
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naturegirl4ever2000
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your "authority over her"????? she is a woman not a girl, this isnt cave man times |
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GLH (male 48 UK)
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Boy do you need to wake up and smell the roses. You don't need a wife, you need a labrador.
Has it ever occurred to you that, just occasionally she may actually be right? It happens, you know - women have brains too.
If you really want her to respect your authority then you have to earn that respect. Respect is always earned, never demanded.
With your attitude I suggest you start saving now - divorce lawyers don't come cheap. |
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sassy1018
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omg what a ridiculas question this is the 20th centurary ... i wouldnt listen to u either...sounds like u need help on how not to treat a woman..... |
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Texas girl
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You pull down your pants and command her to serve you...................
A swift kick to the balls. |
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Val
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You don't she's a human being not your property. She does what she wants to do. And she doesn't have to obey you. |
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devilzangel508
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Hey A$$hole! You have no ******* "authority" over her. You don't own her!
It's called RESPECT and COMPROMISE!
Grow the **** up!!!! It ain't the ****** '40s |
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Ya-sai
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I am going to give your woman a whip. Every time you tell her to do something she can whip your a$$, anytime she refuses to do something for you, she can whip your a$$, any time she questions your authority she can whip your a$$. I think you will learn your lesson. Send your address, I'll send the whip with instructions. |
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Katie S
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Why did she marry you? I mean, it obviously wasn't your charming personality. Figure out what she wants from you and withhold it from her. You'll either get your domination, or she'll leave your @$$ and you can go find somebody more submissive. Win-win. |
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den_2den
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Authority?? are you her father?? In a marriage I don't think 1 person is in charge, |
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Cleveburgher
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Move to a small island by yourself and you will be able to spend the rest of your life with the one person who will always see things your way...might get a little lonely, though. |
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elpeesee
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I hope you aren't serious. Marriage is supposed to be a partnership, not a dictatorship. If you are serious, I hope she leaves you for someone who has a better concept of what love and marriage is all about. |
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True Blue
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Wow!!! Where have you been and who told you such things? Marriage is a partnership, keep this up and you wont have one for long! |
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heartache
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Wish on a star because that is about the only way it will happen |
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CTMEDS
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If she had half a brain, she's leave ya! |
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Benny
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Move to Pakistan, Iran or any other government with Sharia law, or welcome to the 21st Century, women aren't property. |
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sassybree1979
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Do you honestly believe, in 2006, that you're going to have a wife who never questions your authority? Do you want a wife, a partner, or do you want a doormat? If this is a serious question, I pity your wife. |
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tiffany6322
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Buddy, you have no authority over her. She's not something you control, she's a human being. EQUALS!!!!!!! Try treating with a little respect, you'd be surprised at how far that will go. Thank god she's your wife and not me. You'd be divorced quicker than ****. Well, I take that back...I never would have married a chauvinistic, domineering, ***. |
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sceptileptic
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Did you marry a wife or a slave? You should look to the sky (go ahead... do it) and thank the good lord above that you aren't married to me!
Then again I wouldn't have married your b**** *ss anyways! You are not a man. But hey...eventually everyone has to grow up. Good luck on that growing up thing. |
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Brains & Beauty
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Dear Doofus,
You are a dog, you have no control over her. You mentioned she's a 10 did you marry her because of her looks ??? Or did you marry her for better or worse, in sickness & in health till death do you part ? A healthy marriage should be a partnership...in case you missed the lesson here's the rule---in a partnership you treat eachother with respect & dignity. otherwise the partnership dies a premature death. One person decides to end the relationship. You are not her master...she has a right to question your every move she's your wife. Can you handle the truth? Exactly what kind of authority to you think you have over your life partner ? What planet are you from ? Better yet what state are you from ? One in which cavemen live ? such as yourself ? Haven't you heard that in this country women have rights and are not 2nd class citizens? I hope for her sake you're not in some religious cult where you are in a constant state of delusion....good grief you appear to be an idiot ! |
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Julie G
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If u can't handle ur own, ur not worthy of authority! |
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Laura Renee
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You have no authority over her. You are better off accepting this fact than trying to change her. |
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Brianna
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I feel sorry for her for marrying you. And I feel sorry for you for not figuring out she's not a match for you. You may want to look into buying a dog rather than marrying a human being. You'll get what you're looking for which is not a partner. *shrug* |
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sara j
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OMG! its a woman not a animal you cant teach or train someone and what authority do you have?that your a man? if i was you i would be kissing her *** she can probably find guys like you a dime a dozen that doesn't try to control her! |
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fivetoze
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PSYCHIC MOMENT... I SEE DIVORCE...I SEE LAWYERS GETTING VERY RICH ON YOUR MONEY... I SEE...A STUPID MAN... WHOSE GOING TO BE A LONELEY PENNILESS OLD MAN... IF HE DOESNT CHANGE HIS WAYS..
AND YOUR ALMOST TEN, WILL NO DOUBT BECOME SOMEONES 11... |
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Dani t
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I'll tell you one thing you should meet my husband. and he could fill you in on our marriage. no way on Gods green earth would or will he ever tell me what to do,and for the physical part it does not work believe me, i have been hit many of times, but what he did not expect was ill knock him out cold. i take care of the kids, i clean the house, i make the house run..so their is no man on this earth going to tell me what to do..if you are to lazy to do it yourself then it must not be that important.Get a life you got a wife not a maid.someone might as well tell you now i hope you have a good lawyer and that they don't have alimony where you live cause if it was me i would take you to the cleaners...men get married not baby's |
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nwnativeprincess
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YOU DON'T...........YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY. YOU ARE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAN. |
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Lydia
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The only way this could work is to treat her like a total Queen 24/7! |
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