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anoldmick
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The perfect mistress (who does not really exist except in the minds of us foolish men) is the following:
1. Always available when he wants her.
2. Never talks about marriage.
3. Is always inventive and creative when it comes to bedroom athletics.
4. Is entirely self-supporting.
5. Keeps herself slim, smelling sweet and has eyes only for him.
6. Has no bad habits such as smoking and complaining,.
7. Says nothing when he forgets important dates like her birthday.
8. Accepts that he's not going to leave his wife for her.
9. Takes the necessary steps to avoid pregnancy.
10. Lies like a bi(t)ch about how handsome and clever and manly he is. |
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radio80flyer
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a man's wife is his better half,
a man's mistress is his better hole. |
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jmc24
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How about trying not to be a home-wrecker. Leave that family alone and get a life of your own. |
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quen
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And tell me you like being 2nd best...hummmmmmm not good enough for me!!! |
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Beatngu
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LOL boyfriend.... Pfft... a married man and he is your boyfriend! LOL good one!! I need the laugh this morning!!!
ROFLMAO!!!! |
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mandyjg20
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disgusting!!!! |
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Kathy R
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You'll never be happy with this man and he'll never leave his wife. Hopefully she'll find out and throw his sorry butt out. You both will get what's coming to you eventually. |
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Larry M
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Why go down that road even if you get him and marry him then you will be the wife and some other lady will become the mistress. is that what you want. Once a cheat always a cheat. |
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drunksurf
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Well, you shouldn't mess with someone who is married. If you someday get married I hope you're husband has a mistress so you can see how it would feel on the other end. Obviously you being a "mistress" shows your character and morals. Some would call you a bit@h and some would call you a $lut either way your a bad person. |
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Nikki
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I'm sorry to tell you this but your living on Fantasy Island! There is no such thing as the perfect mistress. Why are you messing around with a married man? He will mislead you to think he will leave his wife. If you truly care about him, step out of the picture and wait until he files for a divorce. If he doesn't, your plane just left! |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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perfect mistress=not enough self-respect to get a man to marry her |
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Allison, aka Nice Lady
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To be non-existent (i.e. just a fantasy in his head).
Cheaters and those who knowingly cheat with them are scum. |
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Madelyn
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Why would you want to be a mistress. I think you should get a man that is not taken and does not have a Family already.
you do not want to break it up because everytime you an him fihgt he will remind you of it.... Good luck....... |
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momo
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you must be lacking self respect I would never let some one use me like this man is using both his wife and you time to move ion and get a man of your own (what goes around will come back around) |
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Ali C
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The one who keeps it to herself and stays away from married men. Put yourself in the wife's shoes, the children's shoes...would you like to be one of them? Personally I could never have an affair with a married man because all I would be able to think about was the poor woman at home, doing his laundry with love, paying their bills, buying their groceries and raising his babies...I would know it was wrong and I would hate myself for doing that to a family. |
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soyoulikenovas
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you should not be doing that any way, what if you married someone and they had a mistress |
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Funk Master
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He has a wife and kids and you still want him?
my suspicion is if you get him you'll be bored in less than a year. |
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Bonny
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LOL. How pathetic. Don't you know they always go back to their wives? |
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I've Got My Answer
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Why do you want someone else's man anyway? Can't you find someone who's you own, just belongs to you. How would you feel if you were the wife and your husband was stepping out on you and some scank was trying to pull him away from you. Quit being a homewrecker that's what you need to do! |
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deborah l
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The perfect mistress, does not exist. Truth be told. You are a non-existent entity, how can that be perfect? There is that remote chance, he would leave the betrothed, but if he did.....what, you and he would have... is an unholy union, never to be blessed, never to be clean and pure...Baby girl, cut and run, now...."they lived happily ever after", does exist but not here......not here |
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kitkat
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To be the perfect mistress is such a crappy dream. Try being the perfect woman, then you can get your own man instead of stealing another womans. |
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Mrs. Jack Sparrow ♥
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Your an idiot and I hope you get what you deserve. Eternal Misery.............. |
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huh
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wow you have a lot of respect for yourself. can't come any better than you, HOME-WRECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
I hope that he loses his wife then dump your trashy A**
I bet you weren't hugged much when you were younger! |
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OOO K 611
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The perfect mistress doesn't try to "get him away from her" she enjoys the time together and lives her own life. |
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laura1977
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you've come to the wrong place sweetie...not sure you'll get ANY advice...just bashing. So sorry...lol...right. |
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Tauri Athena
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tt,
There is no such thing as a perfect mistress.
Any love relationship needs to be based on two things RESPECT and HONESTY. A mistress can not have respect for herself because her man does not have respect for her, himself or his wife.
I'm not even going to discuss honesty because that one is so obvious.
If you are trying to get him away from his wife, think about that. Why is he with his wife? If he loved you so much, he would have left her when your affair started. Men will give you a million reasons why they need someone to supplement the love they are not getting at home. The fact of the matter is they just want to have their cake, and eat it too.
Sweetie, have some respect for yourself and find a man worthy of you who will devote himself to you and only you. A man who has respect for himself and you and is able to be honest with everyone in his life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIyxkZod2cM
Watch this video. Listen to the words she is singing. I think it will have a lot of meaning for you.
Good Luck. |
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doodlebug
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How about getting your own man instead of one that's
with someone else? To answer your question, the perfect
mistress is one that catches an STD from her boyfriend.
Maybe that will teach her a lesson! |
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